Reply to: My Lunch

[AtW]

I'm sure there's some kind of 10 day ban I can dish out when I become a moderator......

Are you not happy with the deal you got offered with ATW Silence points?

Pray I don't alter it any further!

[TheFaQQer]

And you won't use any since they've expired, I've issued a clear notice last year, so you are no longer in register of ATW points owners.

Come to think of it admin also lost 365 points...

I'm sure there's some kind of 10 day ban I can dish out when I become a moderator......

[TheFaQQer]

I work in IT FFS for me this is cool

I refer the honourable gentleman to this article (NSFW) I referred to some time ago

[AtW]

Ooh, that reminds me - I still haven't used my AtW silence points yet.

And you won't use any since they've expired, I've issued a clear notice last year, so you are no longer in register of ATW points owners.

Come to think of it admin also lost 365 points...

[Spacecadet]

You are late mate, they were cool like 5 CUK years ago...

I work in IT FFS for me this is cool

[TheFaQQer]

My first Xeno Geek Points! Thanks

Ooh, that reminds me - I still haven't used my AtW silence points yet.

[DaveB]

2 Boiled aggs and a slice of pork pie, with egg.

With hindsight this may not have been a sensible choice.

[AtW]

My first Xeno Geek Points! Thanks

You are late mate, they were cool like 5 CUK years ago...

[Spacecadet]

Spacecadet is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.

My first Xeno Geek Points! Thanks

[TheBigYinJames]

When I realised that my lunch was "interfacing" with the keyboard

It's a known fact that contractors keyboards have more crumbs than perms. Do a test, turn them over tap on the back - contractor will have a small African veldt of crumbs.

That's cos we're more likely to work through lunch and scoff at the kb.

[Xenophon]

When I realised that my lunch was "interfacing" with the keyboard

Spacecadet is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.

[TheFaQQer]

Was about to google "Windows 7 sticky spacebar"

When I realised that my lunch was "interfacing" with the keyboard

SC revealed as an AtW sockpuppet - burn him, burn the witch!

[Spacecadet]

with a dash of worcester sauce? always a good addition to a cheese toasty

Nah just plain
Cheese (like steak) doesn't need improving

[chef]

with a dash of worcester sauce? always a good addition to a cheese toasty

[Spacecadet]

yeah yeah whatever, more importantly what lunch was it?

Toasted cheese sandwich... actually it was the second one that caused the problem.
1 is never enough