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Previously on "Best Avatar competition"

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  • wobbegong
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    RC gets my vote.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    Mine's better
    But your's has got a useless fat ugly *rse in it!.....
    the other one is OK though.....

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  • Ruprect
    replied
    Mine's better









    Hyperd's is much better

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    If you teach successfully Wilmslow half of that and he gives you a good reference then I'll think about it.
    Forget Catweazle, I can teach you tricks as in:
    • How to pretend to eye up a Brazilian cleaner without her catching your open mouthed, open fly twitchings
    • How to avoid getting screwed by solicitors in a divorce (ok, well , may offer a substantial discount on that one)
    • How to wire up the hoover so the Brazilian cleaner is forced to take all her clothes off in order to explain the catastrophe in her cleaning up the office
    • How £18/week is better value than a yearly subscription to deluxeporn.com, and most certainly cheaper than a parasitical wife who simply wants you to buy her a brand new house.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I can teach you English

    all modules are independent and come with a peer reviewed certificate


    Spelling - £250 (I'm cheap!)

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    That av is a legend in it's own time.


    geddit

    legend

    leg end

    leg - end end of leg

    aww fergerrit


    I trotted that same joke out the other day when Michael Foot died. MrsF said that she was too young to really remember him, I responded "ah, he was a leg end in his own lifetime".

    My, how we laughed.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    If you teach successfully Wilmslow half of that and he gives you a good reference then I'll think about it.
    awrrightMate = all right mate = ok

    that was a free taster of what you get with the full package



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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    all modules are independant and come with a peer reviewed certificate
    If you teach successfully Wilmslow half of that and he gives you a good reference then I'll think about it.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    bell

    IGMC
    I can teach you English

    Good manners £500
    Interesting dinner party gambits £500
    Some chat up no nos £500
    Knicker talk £500
    Scouse pronunciation £1000
    Threatening language $500
    Whats funny and whats not £500


    all modules are independant and come with a peer reviewed certificate

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    bell

    IGMC
    I can see why you have no luck with the ladies if that is what on the end of your bell, as it were.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    bell

    IGMC
    hey, if I teach you some English, will you pay me ?


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  • AtW
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    That av is a legend in it's own time.


    bell

    IGMC

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post

    Where do I pick up my prize?
    That av is a legend in it's own time.


    geddit

    legend

    leg end

    leg - end end of leg

    aww fergerrit


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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    There is no denying it sas. You really are a prize one!
    I thang you.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post

    Where do I pick up my prize?
    There is no denying it sas. You really are a prize one!

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