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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    If you teach successfully Wilmslow half of that and he gives you a good reference then I'll think about it.
    awrrightMate = all right mate = ok

    that was a free taster of what you get with the full package



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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      That av is a legend in it's own time.


      geddit

      legend

      leg end

      leg - end end of leg

      aww fergerrit


      I trotted that same joke out the other day when Michael Foot died. MrsF said that she was too young to really remember him, I responded "ah, he was a leg end in his own lifetime".

      My, how we laughed.
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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I can teach you English

        all modules are independent and come with a peer reviewed certificate


        Spelling - £250 (I'm cheap!)

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          #14
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          If you teach successfully Wilmslow half of that and he gives you a good reference then I'll think about it.
          Forget Catweazle, I can teach you tricks as in:
          • How to pretend to eye up a Brazilian cleaner without her catching your open mouthed, open fly twitchings
          • How to avoid getting screwed by solicitors in a divorce (ok, well , may offer a substantial discount on that one)
          • How to wire up the hoover so the Brazilian cleaner is forced to take all her clothes off in order to explain the catastrophe in her cleaning up the office
          • How £18/week is better value than a yearly subscription to deluxeporn.com, and most certainly cheaper than a parasitical wife who simply wants you to buy her a brand new house.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #15
            Mine's better









            Hyperd's is much better
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              #16
              Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
              Mine's better
              But your's has got a useless fat ugly *rse in it!.....
              the other one is OK though.....

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                #17
                RC gets my vote.
                The vegetarian option.

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