Reply to: Best Avatar competition

[wobbegong]

RC gets my vote.

[Drewster]

Mine's better

But your's has got a useless fat ugly *rse in it!.....
the other one is OK though.....

[Ruprect]

Mine's better









Hyperd's is much better

[hyperD]

If you teach successfully Wilmslow half of that and he gives you a good reference then I'll think about it.

Forget Catweazle, I can teach you tricks as in:

• How to pretend to eye up a Brazilian cleaner without her catching your open mouthed, open fly twitchings
  
• How to avoid getting screwed by solicitors in a divorce (ok, well , may offer a substantial discount on that one)
  
• How to wire up the hoover so the Brazilian cleaner is forced to take all her clothes off in order to explain the catastrophe in her cleaning up the office
  
• How £18/week is better value than a yearly subscription to deluxeporn.com, and most certainly cheaper than a parasitical wife who simply wants you to buy her a brand new house.

[mudskipper]

I can teach you English

all modules are independent and come with a peer reviewed certificate

Spelling - £250 (I'm cheap!)

[TheFaQQer]

That av is a legend in it's own time.


geddit

legend

leg end

leg - end end of leg

aww fergerrit

I trotted that same joke out the other day when Michael Foot died. MrsF said that she was too young to really remember him, I responded "ah, he was a leg end in his own lifetime".

My, how we laughed.

[EternalOptimist]

If you teach successfully Wilmslow half of that and he gives you a good reference then I'll think about it.

awrrightMate = all right mate = ok

that was a free taster of what you get with the full package

[AtW]

all modules are independant and come with a peer reviewed certificate

If you teach successfully Wilmslow half of that and he gives you a good reference then I'll think about it.

[EternalOptimist]

bell

IGMC

I can teach you English

Good manners £500
Interesting dinner party gambits £500
Some chat up no nos £500
Knicker talk £500
Scouse pronunciation £1000
Threatening language $500
Whats funny and whats not £500


all modules are independant and come with a peer reviewed certificate

[sasguru]

bell

IGMC

I can see why you have no luck with the ladies if that is what on the end of your bell, as it were.

[EternalOptimist]

bell

IGMC

hey, if I teach you some English, will you pay me ?

[AtW]

That av is a legend in it's own time.

bell

IGMC

[EternalOptimist]

Where do I pick up my prize?

That av is a legend in it's own time.


geddit

legend

leg end

leg - end end of leg

aww fergerrit

[sasguru]

There is no denying it sas. You really are a prize one!

I thang you.

[shaunbhoy]

Where do I pick up my prize?

There is no denying it sas. You really are a prize one!