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Previously on "Sob story #3248"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Nah, I'm quite safe - He's been banned remember.
    I thought the obnoxious little turd was back.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post

    Nah, I'm quite safe - He's been banned remember.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    ah the old 'cant walk and need a poo' problem

    i suggest solution #4329


    Solution #4329

    Present to the waiter in part payment.
    Yes, I can see how that would help...

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    tulip on the cretins desk.

    HTH
    FTFY

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Was Marillion Fan pushing the chair?

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Was Marillion Fan pushing the chair?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

    ... Just 5 minutes ago, the bloody cretin sitting next to me shot across the room on his wheeled office chair and smacked into my ankle. I can’t bloody walk now and I need a tulip!
    Was Marillion Fan pushing the chair?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    On Sunday I played rugby. Played quite well for 70 minutes, grunting away in the second row, but then twisted my ankle attempting some strange ‘sidestep’ manoeuvre and left the field for physio assistance and a pint.

    After a while I found I could walk normally, so I went off home and took Lady Tester out for a meal.

    After the meal I tried to stand up and couldn’t put any weight on my foot. Same thing yesterday morning. So I wrapped my ankle in gaffer tape and set off to clientco. After a while things improved and I didn’t have any problems walking any more.

    Just 5 minutes ago, the bloody cretin sitting next to me shot across the room on his wheeled office chair and smacked into my ankle. I can’t bloody walk now and I need a tulip!


    ah the old 'cant walk and need a poo' problem

    i suggest solution #4329


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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    On Sunday I played rugby. Played quite well for 70 minutes, grunting away in the second row, but then twisted my ankle attempting some strange ‘sidestep’ manoeuvre and left the field for physio assistance and a pint.

    After a while I found I could walk normally, so I went off home and took Lady Tester out for a meal.

    After the meal I tried to stand up and couldn’t put any weight on my foot. Same thing yesterday morning. So I wrapped my ankle in gaffer tape and set off to clientco. After a while things improved and I didn’t have any problems walking any more.

    Just 5 minutes ago, the bloody cretin sitting next to me shot across the room on his wheeled office chair and smacked into my ankle. I can’t bloody walk now and I need a tulip!
    tulip in yer bin.

    HTH

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic Sob story #3248

    Sob story #3248

    On Sunday I played rugby. Played quite well for 70 minutes, grunting away in the second row, but then twisted my ankle attempting some strange ‘sidestep’ manoeuvre and left the field for physio assistance and a pint.

    After a while I found I could walk normally, so I went off home and took Lady Tester out for a meal.

    After the meal I tried to stand up and couldn’t put any weight on my foot. Same thing yesterday morning. So I wrapped my ankle in gaffer tape and set off to clientco. After a while things improved and I didn’t have any problems walking any more.

    Just 5 minutes ago, the bloody cretin sitting next to me shot across the room on his wheeled office chair and smacked into my ankle. I can’t bloody walk now and I need a tulip!

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