Sob story #3248

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Churchill replied

2 March 2010, 14:11
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Nah, I'm quite safe - He's been banned remember.

I thought the obnoxious little turd was back.
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OwlHoot replied

2 March 2010, 14:08
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Nah, I'm quite safe - He's been banned remember.
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Churchill replied

2 March 2010, 14:06
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ah the old 'cant walk and need a poo' problem

i suggest solution #4329

Solution #4329

Present to the waiter in part payment.

Yes, I can see how that would help...
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TheFaQQer replied

2 March 2010, 14:04
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

tulip on the cretins desk.

HTH

FTFY
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cojak replied

2 March 2010, 14:00
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Was Marillion Fan pushing the chair?
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norrahe replied

2 March 2010, 13:57
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Was Marillion Fan pushing the chair?
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OwlHoot replied

2 March 2010, 13:48
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

... Just 5 minutes ago, the bloody cretin sitting next to me shot across the room on his wheeled office chair and smacked into my ankle. I can’t bloody walk now and I need a tulip!

Was Marillion Fan pushing the chair?
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EternalOptimist replied

2 March 2010, 13:48
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

On Sunday I played rugby. Played quite well for 70 minutes, grunting away in the second row, but then twisted my ankle attempting some strange ‘sidestep’ manoeuvre and left the field for physio assistance and a pint.

After a while I found I could walk normally, so I went off home and took Lady Tester out for a meal.

After the meal I tried to stand up and couldn’t put any weight on my foot. Same thing yesterday morning. So I wrapped my ankle in gaffer tape and set off to clientco. After a while things improved and I didn’t have any problems walking any more.

Just 5 minutes ago, the bloody cretin sitting next to me shot across the room on his wheeled office chair and smacked into my ankle. I can’t bloody walk now and I need a tulip!

ah the old 'cant walk and need a poo' problem

i suggest solution #4329
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suityou01 replied

2 March 2010, 13:47
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

On Sunday I played rugby. Played quite well for 70 minutes, grunting away in the second row, but then twisted my ankle attempting some strange ‘sidestep’ manoeuvre and left the field for physio assistance and a pint.

After a while I found I could walk normally, so I went off home and took Lady Tester out for a meal.

After the meal I tried to stand up and couldn’t put any weight on my foot. Same thing yesterday morning. So I wrapped my ankle in gaffer tape and set off to clientco. After a while things improved and I didn’t have any problems walking any more.

Just 5 minutes ago, the bloody cretin sitting next to me shot across the room on his wheeled office chair and smacked into my ankle. I can’t bloody walk now and I need a tulip!

tulip in yer bin.

HTH
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Mich the Tester started a topic Sob story #3248

2 March 2010, 13:46
Sob story #3248

On Sunday I played rugby. Played quite well for 70 minutes, grunting away in the second row, but then twisted my ankle attempting some strange ‘sidestep’ manoeuvre and left the field for physio assistance and a pint.

After a while I found I could walk normally, so I went off home and took Lady Tester out for a meal.

After the meal I tried to stand up and couldn’t put any weight on my foot. Same thing yesterday morning. So I wrapped my ankle in gaffer tape and set off to clientco. After a while things improved and I didn’t have any problems walking any more.

Just 5 minutes ago, the bloody cretin sitting next to me shot across the room on his wheeled office chair and smacked into my ankle. I can’t bloody walk now and I need a tulip!
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