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[Drewster]

'Has anyone seen our joey?

Is that "our" Joey the CUK poster/member/troll/sockpuppet/numpty/twunt (delete as required) or is Joey the generic name for a birds chicks.... Oh no thats Chick isn't it?

[EternalOptimist]

Some thrush that thinks the world needs to know it is as happy as a lark.

An Ornithologist pointed out on the radio that birds dont sing because they are happy

Half the time they are shouting 'Get orf moi laaand'
or 'Anyone up for a session of rumpy pumpy'
'Here comes that bloody cat again'
'Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough'
'Has anyone seen our joey?'

[Paddy]

Six minutes and the alarm goes off and 1 hour from now I will be on the road.

3 o'clock this afternoon I will wish I hadn't been woken up by those birds. 2 o'clock start for heaven's sake. Some thrush that thinks the world needs to know it is as happy as a lark.

Birds would naturally start chirping at dawn but they have adapted to the towns. The traffic is too noisy for the birds to communicate so the birds make use of the street lighting and chirp early morning before the traffic. One they find a mate and nest; they should shut up.

[OrangeHopper]

Right, off to make the teas and wake the hordes. Can't have them enjoying a lie in.

[OrangeHopper]

May it be deep and uninterrupted.

[NickFitz]

Six minutes and the alarm goes off and 1 hour from now I will be on the road.

3 o'clock this afternoon I will wish I hadn't been woken up by those birds. 2 o'clock start for heaven's sake. Some thrush that thinks the world needs to know it is as happy as a lark.

Have a good one - I'm going to grab some sleep

Six guests now registering. You seem to have encouraged them

[OrangeHopper]

Six minutes and the alarm goes off and 1 hour from now I will be on the road.

3 o'clock this afternoon I will wish I hadn't been woken up by those birds. 2 o'clock start for heaven's sake. Some thrush that thinks the world needs to know it is as happy as a lark.

[NickFitz]

There's even a guest viewing this! Come on, own up, who are you?

Two of them now

[OrangeHopper]

There's even a guest viewing this! Come on, own up, who are you?

[NickFitz]

Hello, Nick. Can't sleep or on a different continent?

Hello

Really ought to grab a bit of kip I suppose - I've done my usual trick of spending so long reading assorted interesting things that the birds are starting to whistle outside, and the traffic is beginning to pick up

Damn those RSS feeds...

[OrangeHopper]

You!

[OrangeHopper]

Hello, Nick. Can't sleep or on a different continent?

[NickFitz]

OrangeHopper, having viewed "Who's Online", is now replying to this thread

I wonder which of us will post first

[NickFitz]

The search engine bots seem to get listed under their own names, but not counted as either members or guests.

[OrangeHopper]

It's 05.30 and the above is the current visitor breakdown.

Does this mean that bots from the likes of google, microsoft, yahoo and, dare I say it, majestic are counted as guests? Oh, plus those bots trying to find some vulnerability.