Reply to: Oh dear - I am going to suffer

[NotAllThere]

Ahhhhhhh! Therein lies the problem.... Saudis are not that keen on dishing out medicinal vodka!...

hmm. note to self. Never order a curry in a "dry" country.

[wobbegong]

I would advise against shaving your bum hole after a curry. You know how aftershave smarts on your face? That'll be nothing compared to when the chillies make a re-appearance later this morning.

Is this some sort of ritual in the RC household?

[RichardCranium]

I'll give an update after "Tulip, Shower and Shave"......

I would advise against shaving your bum hole after a curry. You know how aftershave smarts on your face? That'll be nothing compared to when the chillies make a re-appearance later this morning.

[Drewster]

... alternatively, try reading the thread before posting.

Thanks for all the advice (even repeats) 7am - just had morning coffee delivered. "Calm" night..... all seems well..... I'll give an update after "Tulip, Shower and Shave"......

[RichardCranium]

And...ensure you put the the Toilet Roll in the Freezer the night before!

... alternatively, try reading the thread before posting.

[Solent]

And...ensure you put the the Toilet Roll in the Freezer the night before!

[RichardCranium]

Mmm. Sounds like you've said that before!

It's an old rugby-team-on-tour technique.

[MarillionFan]

Drag the bed to the window, open it and lie on your side with your bum poking out of the window.

Mmm. Sounds like you've said that before!

[RichardCranium]

Drag the bed to the window, open it and lie on your side with your bum poking out of the window.

[EternalOptimist]

Sleep with yer bum on the pillow and your legs up the wall,

in an L shape

[Cliphead]

Milk or yoghurt - sharpish!

Yep, add some natural yoghurt. That'll calm it down a bit.

[Churchill]

Milk or yoghurt - sharpish!

[suityou01]

There are (or indeed were) strips of chilli all the way through...

Hey ho..... If it has the effect I fear when I get up won't be a matter of choice!
Windows don't open (cos it really shafts the aircon trying to cool the entire airmass of the Arabian Peninsular).

Finished it now got a cooling drink on the way up...... all will be well......
whats the worst that could happen...... actually don't - I really don't want to think whats the worst.........

At least it didn't look like SY01's festering albino nob!

although possibly my *rse will in the morning !

[suityou01]

Get a nan bread sharpish!

It's too late unless you are recommending some sort of Naan bread nappy.

[Drewster]

Chilli oil is not soluble in water, so drinking lots of water won't help. However, it is soluble in alcohol, so best order some vodka now.

And put the bog roll in the minibar fridge for tomorrow morning...

Ahhhhhhh! Therein lies the problem.... Saudis are not that keen on dishing out medicinal vodka!

But the second idea might be an option....... The thing is they have very powerful hose/shower heads next to every TulipTrap.... cos they don't traditionally use paper so a soothing jet of cold water might be in order...