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NotAllThere replied

1 March 2010, 08:21
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Ahhhhhhh! Therein lies the problem.... Saudis are not that keen on dishing out medicinal vodka!...

hmm. note to self. Never order a curry in a "dry" country.
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wobbegong replied

1 March 2010, 08:17
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

I would advise against shaving your bum hole after a curry. You know how aftershave smarts on your face? That'll be nothing compared to when the chillies make a re-appearance later this morning.

Is this some sort of ritual in the RC household?
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RichardCranium replied

1 March 2010, 04:11
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

I'll give an update after "Tulip, Shower and Shave"......

I would advise against shaving your bum hole after a curry. You know how aftershave smarts on your face? That'll be nothing compared to when the chillies make a re-appearance later this morning.
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Drewster replied

1 March 2010, 04:06
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

... alternatively, try reading the thread before posting.

Thanks for all the advice (even repeats) 7am - just had morning coffee delivered. "Calm" night..... all seems well..... I'll give an update after "Tulip, Shower and Shave"......
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RichardCranium replied

1 March 2010, 03:33
Originally posted by Solent View Post

And...ensure you put the the Toilet Roll in the Freezer the night before!

... alternatively, try reading the thread before posting.
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Solent replied

28 February 2010, 23:13
And...ensure you put the the Toilet Roll in the Freezer the night before!
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RichardCranium replied

28 February 2010, 21:44
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Mmm. Sounds like you've said that before!

It's an old rugby-team-on-tour technique.
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MarillionFan replied

28 February 2010, 21:36
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Drag the bed to the window, open it and lie on your side with your bum poking out of the window.

Mmm. Sounds like you've said that before!
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RichardCranium replied

28 February 2010, 21:32
Drag the bed to the window, open it and lie on your side with your bum poking out of the window.
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EternalOptimist replied

28 February 2010, 21:21
Sleep with yer bum on the pillow and your legs up the wall,

in an L shape
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Cliphead replied

28 February 2010, 21:15
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Milk or yoghurt - sharpish!

Yep, add some natural yoghurt. That'll calm it down a bit.
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Churchill replied

28 February 2010, 20:25
Milk or yoghurt - sharpish!
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suityou01 replied

28 February 2010, 19:52
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

There are (or indeed were) strips of chilli all the way through...

Hey ho..... If it has the effect I fear when I get up won't be a matter of choice!
Windows don't open (cos it really shafts the aircon trying to cool the entire airmass of the Arabian Peninsular).

Finished it now got a cooling drink on the way up...... all will be well......
whats the worst that could happen...... actually don't - I really don't want to think whats the worst.........

At least it didn't look like SY01's festering albino nob!

although possibly my *rse will in the morning !
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suityou01 replied

28 February 2010, 19:50
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Get a nan bread sharpish!

It's too late unless you are recommending some sort of Naan bread nappy.
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Drewster replied

28 February 2010, 19:10
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Chilli oil is not soluble in water, so drinking lots of water won't help. However, it is soluble in alcohol, so best order some vodka now.

And put the bog roll in the minibar fridge for tomorrow morning...

Ahhhhhhh! Therein lies the problem.... Saudis are not that keen on dishing out medicinal vodka!

But the second idea might be an option....... The thing is they have very powerful hose/shower heads next to every TulipTrap.... cos they don't traditionally use paper so a soothing jet of cold water might be in order...
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