F**tball fans beware!

[Doggy Styles]

There's a technical term for a Scot who says he rates an English goal against Scotland as his favourite goal of all time. It is Lying C***.

[Incognito]

Clubs like Portsmouth have a tremendous local following. It’s a great club with lots of people who enjoy watching them.

That's a Tory gain for Southampton then.

[Doggy Styles]

There is truly no beginning to his talents.

I wish I'd said that. (cue Oscar Wilde...)

[Mich the Tester]

Oh good grief, is there nothing the man won't do to try to make himself popular?

(Apart from the obvious, of course...)

There is truly no beginning to his talents.

[Jeebo72]

He's defo the worst leader in my time. Though to be fair there's only been one great leader in my time: the goddess Thatcher. Since then it's just been a mess based on a feel good factor of house price inflation.

I think this country needs a minumum standard before you can vote. Too many chavs, illegals, unemployed, woman have a vote these days. Just crazy that they should dictate pollicy.

[cojak]

Oh good grief, is there nothing the man won't do to try to make himself popular?

(Apart from the obvious, of course...)

[Mich the Tester]

Gordon cares about you.

He might be coming to save you!