Gaddafi: 'Jihad against Switzerland'

[HairyArsedBloke]

What a delightful avatar Mr Darmstadt. Does she live nearby?

It looks like a slimmed down version of ex-mrs HAB

[Mich the Tester]

I'd laugh if the Swiss said, okay then, go ahead with your Jihad and we'll just freeze all your bank accounts

What a delightful avatar Mr Darmstadt. Does she live nearby?

[darmstadt]

I'd laugh if the Swiss said, okay then, go ahead with your Jihad and we'll just freeze all your bank accounts

[Mich the Tester]

That's never going to catch on.

In other words, Arab sheiks and Libyan oil traders must stop putting their money in Swiss bank accounts. Have you forgotten your pills again Mr Gadaffi?

[gingerjedi]

He criticised a recent Swiss vote against the building of minarets and said Muslims must boycott the country.

That's never going to catch on.

[DaveB]

I was listening to the the Mark Thomas show The Manifesto on R4 last night.

The most popular proposition was to invade the Channel Islands in order to reposess all the government buildings that were sold of and leased back under PFI deals with property companies that turned out to be offshore tax avoidance schemes.

Did you know that the HMRC offices in London were sold off under this scheme. The company involved is based offshore and pays no tax in the UK. HMRC cannot even claim back the VAT they pay on the Rent. Apparently someone thought this was a good idea at the time.

From there the plan was to to use Gurnsey as a jumping off point to invade Switzerland, possibly using Viking Long boats.

[EternalOptimist]

Makes as much sense as having a jihad against the wombles.

Really, what's the point?

I suspect the clue was in the report - 'rambling'

That might be code for 'drunk as a lord'

[snaw]

Makes as much sense as having a jihad against the wombles.

Really, what's the point?

[EternalOptimist]

Libya's relations with Switzerland broke down in 2008 when one of Colonel Gaddafi's sons, Hannibal, was arrested in a Geneva hotel and charged with assaulting a member of his staff.

Hannibal.
hohohohho hahahhaa heheheh
eeh, I got tears in my eye from laughing. Hannibal.

Just wait till I tell my son Caractacus about this, he'll laugh his head off

[Le Rosbif]

Switzerland is one of the last European democracies and that pisses him off.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Sminki

OK, the Swisses can be a bit boring at times and some lack a sense of humour, but a Jihad is a bit harsh.