Reply to: Scary meeting

[MarillionFan]

Is it possible you were so incredibly dull that they nodded off?

I think thats it Wilmslow. I stared at the screen for a good 5 seconds with my mouth open drooling when I read your thread.

I'm better now though, thanks for asking.

[doodab]

I was talking to somebody this morning.

They lost ability to function, it was like a switch was flicked and they were out of this world for 3-4 seconds, before continuing as normal after a short recovery.

They may have been trying to sneak out a fart and suddenly realised it was a bit less gaseous than they hoped.

[Mich the Tester]

Eaten no, but there was a report a while ago about a missionary to the Um Bongo tribe in Papua, who went missing and was found, strung up by the Kajangers

i'm making all this up bored bored

Ah, they’re the ones who made the fruit juice they drink in the Congo. I never thought there’d be such a flourishing trade in processed food products between Papua New Guinea and South East Africa.

so am I bored bored

[EternalOptimist]

When this New Guinea tribe want to drop out of a converstaion they say "thwwwrrr, thwwwrt, thhhhh", the same as when they are having a conversion.

ah the Kajangers.
The only people on the planet who can give you a bj and slap your buttocks at the same time without using their hands

[Churchill]

When this New Guinea tribe want to drop out of a converstaion they say "thwwwrrr, thwwwrt, thhhhh", the same as when they are having a conversion.

When Lemurs get sick of your company they piss on you.

[TimberWolf]

There is a tribe in New Guinea called the Kajangers and they have a protocol where they hold a hand up and say 'I am not here', they then drop out of the conversation and to all intents and purposes they are absent.

When this New Guinea tribe want to drop out of a converstaion they say "thwwwrrr, thwwwrt, thhhhh", the same as when they are having a conversion.

[Churchill]

Temporarily died?

Wished they had?

[EternalOptimist]

Are they the ones who eat missionaries?

Eaten no, but there was a report a while ago about a missionary to the Um Bongo tribe in Papua, who went missing and was found, strung up by the Kajangers

i'm making all this up bored bored

[Mich the Tester]

There is a tribe in New Guinea called the Kajangers and they have a protocol where they hold a hand up and say 'I am not here', they then drop out of the conversation and to all intents and purposes they are absent.

Are they the ones who eat missionaries?

[DS23]

like it.

"i am not here"

i can see this being used in certain threads. actually, quite a lot of them.

[EternalOptimist]

There is a tribe in New Guinea called the Kajangers and they have a protocol where they hold a hand up and say 'I am not here', they then drop out of the conversation and to all intents and purposes they are absent.

[wurzel]

Do you keep your eyes open?

No, but it only lasts a few seconds. Bit disconcerting for whoever it is I'm talking to though.

[TimberWolf]

Maybe you’re the one who had 3 or 4 seconds absence but you thought it was him?

Or time suddenly went really fast for Wilmslow?

[minestrone]

Did he have one hand in a pocket?

[cojak]

Sometimes when I'm really pissed i can pass out momentarily in the middle of a conversation & effortlessly resume what I was saying before.

Do you keep your eyes open?