Reply to: I feel insulted

[Paddy]

What is "regularly"?

How often do people move their fences???

Quite often, I think it’s called creepage in border speak. Out of five of my house moves four suffered from previous creepage or attempted creepage. Three relatives of my in-laws actually practiced creepage onto public land. One a QC for the CPS pinched a chunk of forest land, another took over a public foot path and the other several pieces of land.

Creepage also happens on water front properties where there is a public path or some land between the building and river. I have also seen the same in Holland. The river authorities now use digital cameras to compare annual pictures of the waterfronts for creepage

[Incognito]

Shut it new boy.

Shut it gimp.

[jimjamuk]

wait for the next windy day and push over 2 panels - then knock and note things must have got better since the last conversation given new windows were in and remind them its their turn as your job has been offshored.........

[scooterscot]

I'm going to need a new black book at this rate...

[Moscow Mule]

When comes to revenge and retribution I prefer pen and paper.

There's something statisfying about scoring a line through someones name...

I'm going to write an app for that....

[scooterscot]

Isn't there an app for that?

When comes to revenge and retribution I prefer pen and paper.

There's something statisfying about scoring a line through someones name...

[sasguru]

I would put money on you being a spambot that just exists to spout complete crap on forums.

Shut it new boy.

[Pondlife]

Isn't there an app for that?

[Cliphead]

I have a black book for people like those...

Mostly the book is filled with the names of agents these days.

Isn't there an app for that?

[scooterscot]

I have a black book for people like those...

Mostly the book is filled with the names of agents these days.

[Incognito]

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bollox, bollox, bollox

I would put money on you being a spambot that just exists to spout complete crap on forums.

[Jeebo72]

and the missus is livid.

Last year the fence between us and the neighbours started to crumble so we agreed to go halves on a new one.
I got a quote for £500, but the neighbour said it was too much, she would get a better one. A few weeks later I asked how it was going, she said her son had lost his job, hubby was on half time, they were struggling, would I get it done on my own. So I did.

Yesterday I gets home from work and the builders are next door putting new frames and windows in

the missus is now on a war footing and she has put me on defcon III

And she's right too. Your neighbours are scum.

[Moscow Mule]

It is highly unlikely that the boundary fence or jointly owned. If it is your neighbour's fence or if it is jointly owned; you can serve them with an enforcement notice. (that will make them happy). Beware, as per my previous home; the neighbour was deliberately damaging the boundary fence with the view to erecting another one while I was away on holiday. The new fence would have taken away part of my garden. Take photographs and measurements regularly. The same goes for when a neighbour builds an extension. They will try to encroach on your land.

What is "regularly"?

How often do people move their fences???

[Paddy]

and the missus is livid.

Last year the fence between us and the neighbours started to crumble so we agreed to go halves on a new one.
I got a quote for £500, but the neighbour said it was too much, she would get a better one. A few weeks later I asked how it was going, she said her son had lost his job, hubby was on half time, they were struggling, would I get it done on my own. So I did.

Yesterday I gets home from work and the builders are next door putting new frames and windows in

the missus is now on a war footing and she has put me on defcon III

It is highly unlikely that the boundary fence or jointly owned. If it is your neighbour's fence or if it is jointly owned; you can serve them with an enforcement notice. (that will make them happy). Beware, as per my previous home; the neighbour was deliberately damaging the boundary fence with the view to erecting another one while I was away on holiday. The new fence would have taken away part of my garden. Take photographs and measurements regularly. The same goes for when a neighbour builds an extension. They will try to encroach on your land.

[AlfredJPruffock]

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You who speak to me across the fence
- Of common sense
How your tomato plant will win a prize,
won't that be nice

And by the way, how's your wife?

Your holidays were spent in Spain
You went by train
You'll go again

Have you seen me bullfight poster on the wall?
Do you know the ‘appy memory it recalls?


Here's a photograph of me and my son, Ted
That's me cousin with his hanky on his head!

We booked in at our ‘otel just after two
And met a family from Bradford that we knew

My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates next door from me

My pink half of the drainpipe
Oh, Mama!
Belongs to me


I have a sister in Toronto who's a nurse
And I've had a bit of bother laying turf

It's life, not books, that taught me all I've learned
Woop, in the b'oven my rice pudding's getting burned!

‘Ere, have you seen the new attachment on me drill?
I must have the cat put down, ‘cause he's ill


My pink half of the drainpipe
I may paint it blue

My pink half of the drainpipe
Keeps me safe from
you!

My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and
every day to day event in all it's minute and tedious attention to detail... And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or, oh, no, it wasn't though...
... who cares anyway because I do not so Norman, if you're normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages
and rhinoceroses in the kitchen incessant quotations from

"Now We Are
Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric
head.
So
theeeeeere.........