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Previously on "Sob story #3247"
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNorrahe, If I were to start ejaculating pink I'd visit a doctor instead of telling CUK about it.
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as you are a professional tester you should test this theory out.
don't forget to publish the test plan on this thread
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI just opened a little plastic tub of ‘vla’, or sort of Dutch blancmange, and some of the contents shot out and splattered over my keyboard and my jumper. My theory is that having bought the pudding on the second floor then ascended the lift to my desk on the 7th floor, the difference in air pressure caused the air inside the tub to expand, which then escaped at high velocity as I broke the seal of the tub.
Yes I know it’s a crap theory.
I used to wind new contractors up and tell them if the alarm bell sounds it means the dykes have given way and you must run upstairs to the roof and get into the lifeboat.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostNope, the keyboard on my laptop is dodgy.
I'm missing the other symptoms, you know the ones about being miserable, scots and a twat.
Thanks though.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI just opened a little plastic tub of ‘vla’, or sort of Dutch blancmange, and some of the contents shot out and splattered over my keyboard and my jumper. My theory is that having bought the pudding on the second floor then ascended the lift to my desk on the 7th floor, the difference in air pressure caused the air inside the tub to expand, which then escaped at high velocity as I broke the seal of the tub.
Yes I know it’s a crap theory.
Your theory may be sound.
The trick is to open it away from you, so the splurts of gunk fire away from you, not on you.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThere you go! Yo've got your own support group!
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