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Previously on "There is a guy in the office with sunglasses perched on his head"
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Well it was bl00dy hot and sunny in the office yesterday... oh wait... you guys aren't in Australia are you?
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Yeah, I used to moderate myself on school nights too and only let rip at the weekend.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThree bottles of bubbly and a half of vodka. How on earth did I land up in bed with those four Page 3 Models.
Even then, it was that lifestyle that did for me. Look at the state I am in now.
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Smoke me a kipper....Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDamn the lights are bright in my office today and coupled with that hangover from last night. Whoa! Three bottles of bubbly and a half of vodka. How on earth did I land up in bed with those four Page 3 Models. Good job I've got my shades on today.
Just wish that techie geek with the ketchup down his shirt would stop looking over and tutting. Virgin!
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Does he have long hair? A former colleague of mine used 'em like an alice band to keep his hair out his eyes.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDamn the lights are bright in my office today and coupled with that hangover from last night. Whoa! Three bottles of bubbly and a half of vodka. How on earth did I land up in bed with those four Page 3 Models. Good job I've got my shades on today.
Just wish that techie geek with the ketchup down his shirt would stop looking over and tutting. Virgin!
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with a splash of lime??Originally posted by MarillionFan View Posta half of vodka.
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Damn the lights are bright in my office today and coupled with that hangover from last night. Whoa! Three bottles of bubbly and a half of vodka. How on earth did I land up in bed with those four Page 3 Models. Good job I've got my shades on today.
Just wish that techie geek with the ketchup down his shirt would stop looking over and tutting. Virgin!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIn our place we had a SAP guru over from Germany. He was sitting there one day with a big parrot on his head. I said where did you get THAT from ?
The parrot said, Germany, there's blooming millions of them over there
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In our place we had a SAP guru over from Germany. He was sitting there one day with a big parrot on his head. I said where did you get THAT from ?
The parrot said, Germany, there's blooming millions of them over there
igmc
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Yes nice sunglassesOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostCheers, BB.

Not changed it in years.
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Sorry. I wondered where they were.
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