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Previously on "Where women go wrong"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Do you remember that time when you were 9 and you went to france on a school trip and you managed to ask a french person for directions to the post office so you could post a postcard and they answered in a strong regional dialect?

    Prepare for some deja-vu.
    Or... when reading 'A 'Brief History of Time' you get that odd/excited feeling that you just may have understood something about 'string theory' but it feels as though that fleeting glimmer of enlightenment is still locked away deep within and no mater how hard you try, the moment has gone, never to be recalled even though you know its in there somewhere it leaves you just as confused as before you started reading...

    Just nod and smile.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Do you remember that time when you were 9 and you went to france on a school trip and you managed to ask a french person for directions to the post office so you could post a postcard and they answered in a strong regional dialect?

    Prepare for some deja-vu.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I will ask her about her feelings (means nothing to me, but apparently means a lot to them) hey ho
    Do you remember that time when you were 9 and you went to france on a school trip and you managed to ask a french person for directions to the post office so you could post a postcard and they answered in a strong regional dialect?

    Prepare for some deja-vu.

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I will ask her about her feelings (means nothing to me, but apparently means a lot to them) hey ho

    caution : only do this if you have hours to spare
    oh and don't forget the earplugs

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    A DIY manual is a self-help book?
    Only if your name is Heather Mills...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Sounds very like "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" - but that's a self-help book...
    "Can" I do something? Of course I can, "Will I" is a completely different question...

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  • Zippy
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    A DIY manual is a self-help book?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    boys are told they are a pumpkin head
    Oh yes.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    Sounds very like "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" - but that's a self-help book...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    Both men and women speak louder to boys than girl infants; they are softer and express more "cooing" with girls. Boys are rarely told they are sweet, pretty, little doll; boys are told they are a pumpkin head or "Hey big guy".

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    very good that Chef. A timely reminder for me, tonight I will go home and do something that is so alien that it never even enters my head.
    I will ask her about her feelings (means nothing to me, but apparently means a lot to them) hey ho



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  • chef
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    Interesting

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Yeah plural The all ****ed off with some hairy arsed tattoed manual labourer type, criminal record the length of their arms, deep set eyes with club on their shoulders who treated them like tulip and couldn't even spell restaurant let alone take them to a decent one.

    What the F is that all about??

    Guess that one can warrent it's own thread though.
    Prob didn't like your tiny winkle-picker of a penis.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    <generalisation alert>
    What I mean MP, is that most of the traits or characteristics that we dont like in others are shared equally amongst the sexes. Like, greed, laziness, selfishness, unfaithfulness, honesty etc.
    But when it comes to trying to correct the flaws in our partner, its mostly women who think this is a good idea. Tarquin is right, men are horrified when their women change.

    now where do men go wrong ?



    Agreed, yup - there is such a thing as compromise though..

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Huh? I must be a bit slow this morning. What's NSFW about EO's link?
    the link URL said Micheals Porn Animation thought Churchill but in fact it said Micheal Sporn Animation and has a pic of Jason and the argonauts and a few winged creatures

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