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very good that Chef. A timely reminder for me, tonight I will go home and do something that is so alien that it never even enters my head.Originally posted by chef View Post
I will ask her about her feelings (means nothing to me, but apparently means a lot to them) hey ho
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Both men and women speak louder to boys than girl infants; they are softer and express more "cooing" with girls. Boys are rarely told they are sweet, pretty, little doll; boys are told they are a pumpkin head or "Hey big guy".Originally posted by chef View Post
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Sounds very like "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" - but that's a self-help book...Originally posted by chef View PostComment
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A DIY manual is a self-help book?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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"Can" I do something? Of course I can, "Will I" is a completely different question...Originally posted by k2p2 View PostSounds very like "Men are from Mars, Women from Venus" - but that's a self-help book...
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Only if your name is Heather Mills...Originally posted by Zippy View PostA DIY manual is a self-help book?
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caution : only do this if you have hours to spareOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI will ask her about her feelings (means nothing to me, but apparently means a lot to them) hey ho

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The all ****ed off with some hairy arsed tattoed manual labourer type, criminal record the length of their arms, deep set eyes with club on their shoulders who treated them like tulip and couldn't even spell restaurant let alone take them to a decent one.
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