What's the greatest piece of crap ever created?

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Pogle replied

11 February 2010, 20:56
Originally posted by chef View Post

this has to be close?

NSFW

Is that someones small intestine floating in there?
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Ardesco replied

11 February 2010, 20:00
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Nope.

I reckon it was that big fella with size 12 feet...

What Churchill?
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Paddy replied

11 February 2010, 19:00
What's the greatest piece of crap ever created?

Portaloo at a rock festival

http://musosguide.com/public_html/mu...8/portaloo.jpg
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EternalOptimist replied

11 February 2010, 18:45
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I think Xeno's already admitted it.

Well then Xeno had better put his bird on danger money, because every time she snogs him, she is kissing a big long tube with one of THOSE rascals in it
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2010, 18:36
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

4th floor toilets, trap 2.

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

This one's quite impressive.

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

that fckr looks like it just emerged from the Mariana Trench, had a look around, started swelling as the lower pressure kicked in, panicked, and swam straight up your U Bend.

take it to the aquarium Mich. Quick

I think Xeno's already admitted it.
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AtW replied

11 February 2010, 18:35
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Your millionaire fantasy?

And you, Sire, must be having fantasies being a poor joe living in a betsit over a kebab shot in grim Norf Lundan?
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EternalOptimist replied

11 February 2010, 18:31
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

This one's quite impressive.

that fckr looks like it just emerged from the Mariana Trench, had a look around, started swelling as the lower pressure kicked in, panicked, and swam straight up your U Bend.

take it to the aquarium Mich. Quick
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2010, 18:23
This one's quite impressive.
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Le Rosbif replied

11 February 2010, 16:44
USSR
no, EUROPE

well they are similar.
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Mich the Tester replied

11 February 2010, 14:15
The computer on my desk.
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chef replied

11 February 2010, 14:14
this has to be close?

NSFW
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EternalOptimist replied

11 February 2010, 13:23
This
I mean, whats it for ?
what does it do ?

Nothing. zip. its just a useless pile of stones
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BlasterBates replied

11 February 2010, 11:16
Global warming ....when it all began

and here we are 20 years later on the brink of a catastrophe, with runaway warming...

or something like that.
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scooterscot replied

11 February 2010, 10:56
Let me tell you something, as Eddie Murphy once said:

"If crap were worth something poor people would be born without ass£$£@"
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HairyArsedBloke replied

11 February 2010, 10:42
It was created by me on one Sunday morning in June 2003 after I had been to a barbecue the day before where I stuffed myself stupid.
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