Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
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Previously on "Valentines poems"
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Statuesque you walk with grace
it's such a pity about your face
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My gift for you is in my pants
I think you're gonna like it.
Just treat it like a lollipop
But please don't ever bite it.
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<strong>as an ox</strong>
<b>as a lion</b>
you will be mine
~ end of time
Love Nick Fitz
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There was a young vampire called Mabel
Who's period was incredibly stable
Each month at full moon
She'd reach down with a spoon
And drink herself under the table
igmc
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roses are red
violets are blue
I think you're nice
'cos you dont smell of poo.
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Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
And go out to the car and change the tyre
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe,
And then go fetch my slippers
And boil me up another pot of tea
Then put another log on the fire, babe,
And come and tell me why you're leaving me
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Roses are red
and sometimes they're white
are you up for some scatting
coz I fancy a ...
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Rose are red
Violets are blue
You can put your sausage
On my barbecue
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Enough of this poetry carp,
Brace yourself
I loved this little ozzie bird
the ladies name was Sheila
Take her to the cinema
and she would let you feel her
She was very rough and ready
not interested in wealth
and her idea of foreplay
was 'Sheila brace yerself'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWomen - pah
I only love furry creatures and distributed search engines
roses are red
some squirrels are too
if you fck with SKA
then I will fck you
AtW
Violets are blue,
Enough of this poetry carp,
Brace yourself
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I'm glad you're my girlfriend,
I think that your ace,
now go wash your fanny,
and sit on my face
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I had a little darling
she was cruel hard and fe ckless
but she stuck her gums around me plums
so I gave her a pearl necklace
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