The Happy Memories Thread

[DodgyAgent]

Are you talking about Pinocchio?

[AtW]

It was a wood on a sunny afternoon after a long lunch

Are you talking about Pinocchio?

[DodgyAgent]

Give us the details then.

Was it a dark stormy night?

It was a wood on a sunny afternoon after a long lunch

I nipped off on my own for a knuckle shuffle after having had lunch with a gorgeous contractor. still sex is sex even if you are on your own

[Clippy]

As the time of year is so awful and what with the economy being in a mess and agency margins down to 70% of F**k all let us all try and remember those good moments in contracting that keep us going:

I'll start

The day I sha**ed my first contractor

Give us the details then.

Was it a dark stormy night?

[sasguru]

The day I sha**ed my first contractor

As most contractors are bespectacled, weedy and smelly men, I conclude that you are an ugly homosexual.

HTH

[cojak]

[thunderlizard]

The day I sha**ed my first contractor

The day after that, when he got 5 of his mates in direct.

[chef]

The day I sha**ed my first contractor

how did you manage to tulip a contractor? that must have been a huge dump

[chef]

The day I sha**ed my first contractor

we love you dodgy

[HairyArsedBloke]

The day I sha**ed my first contractor

You said you would call me.

[Xenophon]

The day I sha**ed my first contractor

I had to sleep on my front for a fortnight.

[TimberWolf]

** = ft or gg ?

[EternalOptimist]

As the time of year is so awful and what with the economy being in a mess and agency margins down to 70% of F**k all let us all try and remember those good moments in contracting that keep us going:

I'll start

The day I shafted my first contractor

go on, rub it in

[DodgyAgent]

As the time of year is so awful and what with the economy being in a mess and agency margins down to 70% of F**k all let us all try and remember those good moments in contracting that keep us going:

I'll start

The day I sha**ed my first contractor