Random Thursday Fivourite Faves

[Churchill]

Nominations please for your favourite:
(1) thing you have learned this week
(2) unexpected thing that's ever happened to you
(3) poem
(4) weapon
(5) thing you can buy in a newsagent

(1) Even though I got paid 28 days ago and again yesterday it's classed as the same tax month! Bastards!
(2) I want kids!
(3) If - Bro. Rudyard Kipling
(4) I don't need one.
(5) Malteasters!

[chef]

Nominations please for your favourite:
(1) thing you have learned this week - we are moving to a new office building with a nicer, brighter office.

(2) unexpected thing that's ever happened to you - that I could ever fall in love again

(3) poem - 'Rain' above Gemini restaurant near the contact theatre on Wilmslow Road, Manchester

"When the rain falls they talk of Manchester,
but when the triumphant rain falls they think of rainbows,
it's the Mancunian way."

(4) weapon - an icicle, it's undetectable when it melts but can still kill

(5) thing you can buy in a newsagent - Gauloise cigarettes

[norrahe]

I) That some workmen are polite and curteous and won't trash your house when they do some work
II) Meeting Mr Norr when all I wanted post divorce is to be young(ish) free and single
III) The Stolen Child - WB Yeats
IV) AK47 - AtW's weapon of choice of course
V) The Times

[cojak]

1 - That the Netherlands produces 1/3 of the worlds supply of peppers (saw that on BBC last night - really interesting programme!

I saw that and thought of Sockpuppet, that's a job and a half..

[cailin maith]

3. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom...

[cailin maith]

Nominations please for your favourite:
(1) thing you have learned this week
(2) unexpected thing that's ever happened to you
(3) poem
(4) weapon
(5) thing you can buy in a newsagent

1 - That the Netherlands produces 1/3 of the worlds supply of peppers (saw that on BBC last night - really interesting programme!
2 - Meeting up with a random geek off CUK and falling in love.
3 - The Wild Swans at Coole
4 - My sharp wit
5 - Chocolate

[Pogle]

(1) thing you have learned this week -
One of my cats likes hot cross buns

(2) unexpected thing that's ever happened to you.
Getting 5 numbers on the lottery

(3) poem
Next by Ogdon Nash
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/next/

(4) weapon
Knowledge

(5) thing you can buy in a newsagent
Bagels

[Xenophon]

Nominations please for your favourite:
(1) thing you have learned this week
(2) unexpected thing that's ever happened to you
(3) poem
(4) weapon
(5) thing you can buy in a newsagent

1. You get what you pay for
2. Being shot in the ass with a paintball gun
3. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom...
4. Bow
5. Caramac

[thunderlizard]

(1) My daughter is awesome

Is there a heartwarming Woman's Realm-style tale behind that?

[thunderlizard]

(1) That within the Eastern Orthodox church, people following the Byzantine Rite use 3 fingers for the blessing to represent the Trinity, but people following the Armenian Rite use 2 fingers to represent the dual nature of Christ.
(2) Meeting Vivian Cox
(3) Philip Larkin, "The Whitsun Weddings"
(4) The trebuchet
(5) Fry's Chocolate Cream

[Platypus]

Nominations please for your favourite:
(1) thing you have learned this week
(2) unexpected thing that's ever happened to you
(3) poem
(4) weapon
(5) thing you can buy in a newsagent

(1) My daughter is awesome
(2) I didn't win the lottery
(3) Er... something by Wendy Cope
(4) That doodah from 'Surrogates' which zaps the operator. Or the 'BFG' from Doom.
(5) Cigs

[doodab]

Nominations please for your favourite:
(1) thing you have learned this week
(2) unexpected thing that's ever happened to you
(3) poem
(4) weapon
(5) thing you can buy in a newsagent

1) What a tensor is
2) Love
3) Much madness is divinest sense
4) Wit
5) Playboy

[DS23]

nothing
onset of unwanted erection
rudyard kiplings if
knife
sweets

[thunderlizard]

Nominations please for your favourite:
(1) thing you have learned this week
(2) unexpected thing that's ever happened to you
(3) poem
(4) weapon
(5) thing you can buy in a newsagent