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[AtW]

What did the intellectual write in his notebook when he read one of AtW’s posts?

He run out of words.

HTH

[AtW]

An intellectual goes to the clothing store. He asks the shopkeeper if he has any shirts.
"Sorry, no shirts today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in a small notebook: "Russia has run out of shirts". Then he asks if he has any trousers.
"Sorry, no trousers today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of trousers".
A party official sees what's going on, and says to the intellectual "If you'd said that during Stalin's time you'd have been shot on the spot".
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of bullets".

Top joke comrade!

Now please move close to the wall and close your eyes...

[Mich the Tester]

An intellectual goes to the clothing store. He asks the shopkeeper if he has any shirts.
"Sorry, no shirts today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in a small notebook: "Russia has run out of shirts". Then he asks if he has any trousers.
"Sorry, no trousers today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of trousers".
A party official sees what's going on, and says to the intellectual "If you'd said that during Stalin's time you'd have been shot on the spot".
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of bullets".

What did the intellectual write in his notebook when he read one of AtW’s posts?

[DiscoStu]

An intellectual goes to the clothing store. He asks the shopkeeper if he has any shirts.
"Sorry, no shirts today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in a small notebook: "Russia has run out of shirts". Then he asks if he has any trousers.
"Sorry, no trousers today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of trousers".
A party official sees what's going on, and says to the intellectual "If you'd said that during Stalin's time you'd have been shot on the spot".
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of bullets".

[thunderlizard]

Old Soviet Joke

An intellectual goes to the clothing store. He asks the shopkeeper if he has any shirts.
"Sorry, no shirts today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in a small notebook: "Russia has run out of shirts". Then he asks if he has any trousers.
"Sorry, no trousers today" replies the shopkeeper.
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of trousers".
A party official sees what's going on, and says to the intellectual "If you'd said that during Stalin's time you'd have been shot on the spot".
The intellectual writes in his notebook: "Russia has run out of bullets".

[AtW]

something cheap probably

Oi, you are threading on my cheap feelings mate!!!

[Andy2]

anyway what did you have for lunch AtW?

something cheap probably

[chef]

anyway what did you have for lunch AtW?

[Mich the Tester]

MODS!!! It's getting out of control here today!!!

No it isn't. I've just got myself some useful consumer information about tyres for expensive cars.

[AtW]

I thought this was a thread about Russian Tailors......

Sailors


No this one isn't...

[Drewster]

MODS!!! It's getting out of control here today!!!

I thought this was a thread about Russian Tailors......

[DaveB]

Have you tried Primark?

[AtW]

MODS!!! It's getting out of control here today!!!