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EternalOptimist replied

2 February 2010, 20:12
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

How long have you been saving that gag?

thats nothing, listen to this one.

are you ready ????

dont be like a sore with a bare @rse

geddit ? sore with a b....awww frgeddit
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HairyArsedBloke replied

2 February 2010, 19:44
Originally posted by Scary View Post

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Are you trying to tell me they’ve all read Nietzsche?

Don't know about that, but they are a bunch of Kants.

I feel a song coming on.
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Scary replied

2 February 2010, 19:23
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Are you trying to tell me they’ve all read Nietzsche?

Don't know about that, but they are a bunch of Kants.
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Churchill replied

2 February 2010, 16:02
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Aww come on HAB, don't be like a bear with a sore arse!

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

How long have you been saving that gag?

Quite a while, it shows, doesn't it?
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HairyArsedBloke replied

2 February 2010, 16:01
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Aww come on HAB, don't be like a bear with a sore arse!

How long have you been saving that gag?
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Churchill replied

2 February 2010, 15:57
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

What have I ever done to you?

Aww come on HAB, don't be like a bear with a sore arse!
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HairyArsedBloke replied

2 February 2010, 15:50
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

How much the rest of society hates them? I mean, I get the impression that nowadays there is more than just a disapproving look down the nose, which has always been the case, but real unmitigated hatred against burberry capped oiks. Or am I wrong?

What have I ever done to you?
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Mich the Tester replied

2 February 2010, 14:39
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Big Mac?

Apple Mac

I didn’t realize they made them that big.
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AtW replied

2 February 2010, 14:38
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I just carried a large Mac across the room.

Big Mac?
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Mich the Tester replied

2 February 2010, 14:38
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

That's only cos they expose how crap your code is

I don’t even do that anymore. I ‘delegate’. Oh, and I just carried a large Mac across the room.
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DiscoStu replied

2 February 2010, 14:36
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Do testers realise how much they're detested by software engineers?

We hate you almost as much as we hate (ab)users!

That's only cos they expose how crap your code is
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AtW replied

2 February 2010, 14:28
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Anyways, has Gordon introduced a 'stolen car tax'?

Well, you still pay tax even if your car is stolen by virtue of prepaid road tax disk, innint?
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Mich the Tester replied

2 February 2010, 14:27
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Thank you for proving my point - chavs are also taxpayers and not freeloaders!

They are taxpayers AND freeloaders. They pay tax with the money that other people have given them via taxes.

Anyways, has Gordon introduced a 'stolen car tax'?
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AtW replied

2 February 2010, 14:25
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

They pay tax on Stella but no duty on the 'weed', maybe 70% tax on pedigree chum and track suits would claw a bit more back?

Thank you for proving my point - chavs are also taxpayers and not freeloaders!
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gingerjedi replied

2 February 2010, 14:22
Originally posted by AtW View Post

That's bulltulip - it is pretty near damn impossible to avoid paying any of taxes in this country: VAT, duty on booze/smokes/fuel etc.

Conclusion - chavs are also taxpayers

They pay tax on Stella but no duty on the 'weed', maybe 70% tax on pedigree chum and track suits would claw a bit more back?
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