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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    what i could do without is the random leaving of arachnid legs around the house.
    Beats finding a cats' leg knowing that Shelod is just around the corner or on the ceiling!!!

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Hi Dave

    Yep I like most animals - I'm even rather fond of spiders.
    Many's the reckless arachnid I've saved from the jaws of my cats
    I'm glad the Norrpusses have rid NorrTowers of the 8 legged beasties. what i could do without is the random leaving of arachnid legs around the house.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Cat - Yes. And dogs, horses, snakes, chinchilla's, rabbits, guinea pigs ( hi Pogle ) in fact pretty much all animals, and they seem to like me most of the time.

    The only ones I really dont get on with are spiders.
    Hi Dave

    Yep I like most animals - I'm even rather fond of spiders.
    Many's the reckless arachnid I've saved from the jaws of my cats

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    A couple of years ago we had a 10 year old kid and his mum from down the road knock on our door. The kid had 4 nice red lines down the side of his face and was crying. His mum was furious.

    "We want to have your tabby cat put down as it attached my Toby (or whatever his name was)" she went on.

    Now admittedly the cat was the neighbourhood bruiser and could be a little mean but would never do anything like that. My wife knelt down to Toby and said "Are you sure you didn't do anything to make the cat hurt you?"

    "Well I might have pulled the cat's tail....." came the reply.
    for the cat

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Spiders dont really have personalities.
    My friend would disagree.

    They can be quite "bristly" at times.

    And that "creepy thing they do with their legs" is just a show.

    When unobserved, they actually tap dance their way along.

    Which explains why they are often found near or in sinks.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Cat - Yes. And dogs, horses, snakes, chinchilla's, rabbits, guinea pigs ( hi Pogle ) in fact pretty much all animals, and they seem to like me most of the time.

    The only ones I really dont get on with are spiders.
    Spiders dont really have personalities. The only spider I ever knew with a real persona was that one from Harry Potter, you know , the talking spider. And Shelob.


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  • DaveB
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    Cat - Yes. And dogs, horses, snakes, chinchilla's, rabbits, guinea pigs ( hi Pogle ) in fact pretty much all animals, and they seem to like me most of the time.

    The only ones I really dont get on with are spiders.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    They'll fight if they need to. A few years ago a notorious cat hater in our village managed to grab hold of a 3 month old kitten that was playing about in his garden. The cat hater is now known to everybody as ‘scarface’.
    A couple of years ago we had a 10 year old kid and his mum from down the road knock on our door. The kid had 4 nice red lines down the side of his face and was crying. His mum was furious.

    "We want to have your tabby cat put down as it attached my Toby (or whatever his name was)" she went on.

    Now admittedly the cat was the neighbourhood bruiser and could be a little mean but would never do anything like that. My wife knelt down to Toby and said "Are you sure you didn't do anything to make the cat hurt you?"

    "Well I might have pulled the cat's tail....." came the reply.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Yes I do. I hate them whilst secretly admiring them.
    I also torment them when I've had ten pints of ale by buzzing them with my remote controlled chinook



    I think you'll find they enjoy it, otherwise they'd just wander off and go to sleep somewhere.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post
    I was born in the year of the cat, so I should have some of their characteristics. I do admire their ability to walk away when that's the right thing to do, despite being armed to the teeth.

    'Course another way of describing that is to say that predators are all cowards.
    They'll fight if they need to. A few years ago a notorious cat hater in our village managed to grab hold of a 3 month old kitten that was playing about in his garden. The cat hater is now known to everybody as ‘scarface’.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No you don’t. You secretly admire their ‘f**k you’ attitude to anything and everyone.
    Yes I do. I hate them whilst secretly admiring them.
    I also torment them when I've had ten pints of ale by buzzing them with my remote controlled chinook



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  • Tarquin Farquhar
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No you don’t. You secretly admire their ‘f**k you’ attitude to anything and everyone.
    I was born in the year of the cat, so I should have some of their characteristics. I do admire their ability to walk away when that's the right thing to do, despite being armed to the teeth.

    'Course another way of describing that is to say that predators are all cowards.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    As soon as a water pistol based sentry cannon is available, we will be installing one in the back garden.

    It will hopefully stop the foxes from shagging there in the summer too...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

    I hate the little b@stards



    No you don’t. You secretly admire their ‘f**k you’ attitude to anything and everyone.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    The missus is a real cat lover, so I have to tolerate them. We have four and what amazed me is that they all have a very distinct personality. They are very different to each other.
    They also communicate quite well, and they have a large vocabulary. (well, larger than a non-cat person would imagine)

    I hate the little b@stards



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