Aww bless her

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When I start dreaming about work I tend to leave.

Particular when the dreams involve certain directors, solid body hits & a S&W Model 29 in 4" barrel length.

And the bastard got up again.

I was gutted.

Knew it had to be a dream.

You should swap to the .50 Magnum with recoil compensator: 3 times the muzzle energy!

If you use a 700 grain bullet, they will not be getting back up.

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One of my clients recommends that if you start being bothered by dreams about work then you immediately go to see one of the on-site psychiatrists.

Who are available 24x7.

It's listed on this "Check list for work place stress".

[EternalOptimist]

Fixed that for ya

swine

[Troll]

When you have been with someone a while you get to know them, during the night, you can tell when they are laying there awake.
A couple nights ago I woke up at about 3am and I knew that the missus was awake. It's important not to talk, because that fires the brain up, even listening, and I was hoping she might doze off. When she didnt I leaned over and stuck my todger in, that usually works.

Aww bless her

Fixed that for ya

[EternalOptimist]

When you have been with someone a while you get to know them, during the night, you can tell when they are laying there awake.
A couple nights ago I woke up at about 3am and I knew that the missus was awake. It's important not to talk, because that fires the brain up, even listening, and I was hoping she might doze off. When she didnt I leaned over and tickled her back, that usually works. After twenty minutes my arm was dropping off and she was still awake. I knew she was tired because she has had a tough week.
'Cant sleep dear?'

she said, 'I was dreaming about work, to be honest, I would rather be awake'

Aww bless her