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Previously on "Is Apple a religion?"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    You are Finbarr Saunders AICMFP.
    Shhhh. HMRC are still trying to unravel who is the sockpuppet of who.


    For clarification, I am the sockpuppet of anyone who has previously claimed to be Sparticus. That should narrow it down. This clarification applies retrospectively back to the start of CUK.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    That's what she said.
    You are Finbarr Saunders AICMFP.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Like a camping telly then

    Exactly, excellent VFM.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    With a 10 hour battery life, and it's <1" thick?

    That's what she said.

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  • Pondlife
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    Like a camping telly then

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    it's a 10" screen telly
    With a 10 hour battery life, and it's <1" thick?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    That's quite good value for a telly.
    it's a 10" screen telly

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Sorry, Apple good, it do telly and only £400
    That's quite good value for a telly.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Sorry, Apple good, it do telly and only £400
    Good lad,

    Now if you buy the next level up more secrets will be revealed.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Maybe that's the business plan - qualify for charitable status to avoid paying taxes, if church of Scientology can allegedly do that then surely Jobs can ...
    Mr. Burns: You see me as a god, right, Smithers?
    Smithers: Absolutely, sir.
    Mr. Burns: You'd kneel before me?
    Smithers: Boy, would I!

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  • Bagpuss
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    Sorry, Apple good, it do telly and only £400

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Righto baggy. Have a cup of tea (maybe with some brandy) and a biscuit.
    in the usual place (by the fax machine!)

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  • DS23
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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Does anyone know if Tom Cruise has a mac?
    Yes, he uses it to hide his stilts.

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  • Pondlife
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    Baggy, they know who you are now.

    Be prepared to have your contracts cut short and the feeling you are being followed.

    If I were you I'd just apologise and try to get on with what's left of your life.

    Does anyone know if Tom Cruise has a mac?

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