Need to get some kid gloves.....

[MaryPoppins]

Wilmslooooooooow,

ignore Mary Poppins what does she know.

Suggestion, offer to take said young lady out one evening for a kebab, where you can both go over any of her worries, on the way back from the kebab invite her to yours for a night cap, and you never know where things will lead, but play your cards right on the night, and maybe there will be the chance for another portion of kebab

Milan.

I am humbled.

[milanbenes]

Wilmslooooooooow,

ignore Mary Poppins what does she know.

Suggestion, offer to take said young lady out one evening for a kebab, where you can both go over any of her worries, on the way back from the kebab invite her to yours for a night cap, and you never know where things will lead, but play your cards right on the night, and maybe there will be the chance for another portion of kebab

Milan.

[MaryPoppins]

If she has problems understanding what to do, just bellow "ARE YOUR F***ING STUPID?!?!?!?" in her ear.

Alternatively, get someone else who can cope with the obvious enormous pressure.

Just realised she probably ran from the room crying when she realised she'd been assigned to work with Wilmsloooow. No offence like.

[TheFaQQer]

I have been allocated a UAT user for a very time pressured business critical project.

It has only just come to light that the identified person ran out of the UAT training workshop in tears.

Going to have to be very careful over handling this one....... Any advice?

If she has problems understanding what to do, just bellow "ARE YOUR F***ING STUPID?!?!?!?" in her ear.

[milanbenes]

ooh, can you suck on my lollipop as well please?

It is a girlie by the way, if she is next to me at the pots I would not be complaining

Wilmslooow,

remember, personal goal for this year is to get a.... w o m a n

so why not start with this one, I am not sure if you made a freudian slip with the quip about asking her to suck on your lollipop


you never know though, play your cards right and there may be more


good luck and keep us informed

Milan.

[cojak]

Suityoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!!!

<<<canned laughter>>>

[Tingles]

Suityoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!!!

<<<canned laughter>>>

[Wilmslow]

<smacks Wilmslow around the back of the head...>

Oooh, I do love a little S&M in the morning

[AtW]

Yep. Don't piss on his shoes.

Well early in the office today - SKA is becoming more demanding by the day

Thank Chico there is Wilmslow out there posting his great stories to cheer us all up

[cojak]

<smacks Wilmslow around the back of the head...>

[Wilmslow]

<sucks teeth>

Digestive biccies and sweet tea.

Works every time...

ooh, can you suck on my lollipop as well please?

It is a girlie by the way, if she is next to me at the pots I would not be complaining

[Moscow Mule]

Any advice?

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Flubster]

Yep. Don't piss on his shoes.

[cojak]

I have been allocated a UAT user for a very time pressured business critical project.

It has only just come to light that the identified person ran out of the UAT training workshop in tears.

Going to have to be very careful over handling this one....... Any advice?

<sucks teeth>

Digestive biccies and sweet tea.

Works every time...

[Wilmslow]

I have been allocated a UAT user for a very time pressured business critical project.

It has only just come to light that the identified person ran out of the UAT training workshop in tears.

Going to have to be very careful over handling this one....... Any advice?