confused?
Is this sex with people other than myself?
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Previously on "Sex Week."
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Blimey, I'm having sex 12 times a week at current count. No wonder I'm so knackered.
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Cue joke about you or your partner getting more sex than you or s/he does.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDon't understand comments like this. I've been married nearly 20 years, and it's still mostly every day excepting blob weeks. And she's a bit older than me. ( But still looks 25 )
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostI am married
what is sex ?
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I've been married to Mrs Woo for 3.5 years and get to nob her at least once a day, mind you she is 17 years my junior.
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Think you need to change it to how many months per year do you have sex.
In which case it would be 3 - birthdays and christmas!
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You want to measure it in days?
At my time of life and health, I am lucky to be able to measure it in minutes. :EM
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Originally posted by newblood View PostHow many days per week are you having sex ?
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On the other hand, you just cant beat English humour
<English joke alert>
The vicar is asked by the Womens institute to give a talk about sex in marriage.
So he spends a few nights writing up his notes, with lots of humerous asides, but tells his wife the talk is about sailing, to spare her embarrasment.
He gives the talk to the WI and has them rolling with laughter, a real success.
A few days later, the head of the WI meets the vicars wife in town
WI Woman -'Oh your husband gave such a wonderful talk. You are so lucky to be married to such a knowlegable and expert man'
Vicars wife - 'You are not serious. We only ever tried it three time, the first time he was sick, the second time we both got soaking wet, the third time his hat blew off'
<joke over>
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIf he said:
"I am too drunk right now to thing of andy witty answers."
then it would have been pretty witty...
<Russian joke alert>
Announcement in the Mir: "Lecture about love (with pictures)". All the countrymen gathered in the village club.
Lecturer: Love can be between a man and a woman...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: Also love can be between a man and a man...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: Besides love can be between a woman and a woman...
Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!
Lecturer: And finally there is love for our country, Russia... And now the pictures!
<joke over>
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI refuse to answer none official polls. I mean, how can the results be taken seriously when we are refused our right to vote for AndyW...
"I am too drunk right now to thing of andy witty answers."
then it would have been pretty witty...
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