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Previously on "With a name like this . . . born to be an agent"

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  • b0redom
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    http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...name-fail2.jpg

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  • George Parr
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    His namesake is even more of an enigma:
    http://richardwinke.com/
    (except you have to change the i to an a to make it work)
    That site is well worth a look. It seems an innocent man is in jail for a crime he didn't commit.

    Apparantly the police found no evidence of Winke at the scene because someone else pulled it off.

    So a murderer is walking free while the authorities are holding Dick in a prison cell.

    This mess needs cleaning up fast.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Wow, Java AND Object Oriented development skills! Very demanding. Before long they’ll be asking for DBAs who can write SQL statements! Could Dick W@nke find us a chancellor with basic arithmetic skills?

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  • thunderlizard
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    His namesake is even more of an enigma:
    http://richardwanke.com/
    (except you have to change the i to an a to make it work)
    Last edited by thunderlizard; 26 January 2010, 23:06. Reason: a changing to i

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  • SantaClaus
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    Of course, the joke could be on the contractors.

    Maybe the role and agent dont exist

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  • pzz76077
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    Originally posted by BenchMaster View Post
    Born to be a wind up more likely.

    BTW, I used to share a secretary (stunning blond) called Kate Gash and in the States a few years back used to have an office opposite an attractive clinical pharmacologist called Dr Maie Bendurver.

    Pip Pip!

    PZZ

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  • Paddy
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    I expect that all he emails are blocked for profanity and he wonder why he doesn’t get replies.

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  • KackAttack
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    Give him a tinkle

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by George Parr View Post
    No, he's just popped out of the office.
    It's lunchtime and he always goes for a pot noodle

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  • bellymonster
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    I used to work for a German company and we used to spend Friday afternoons looking for rude names in the address book.

    Helmet Cuntz was my favourite.

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  • George Parr
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    How would you call up?

    Hi can I speak with Richard winke please.

    <Click .....>
    No, he's just popped out of the office.

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  • suityou01
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    How would you call up?

    Hi can I speak with Richard Wanke please.

    <Click .....>

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  • zara_backdog
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    Applications coming thick and fast I hear!

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  • lightng
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    Poor old Dick. I would have applied but I hear he's only interested in the cream.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by BenchMaster View Post
    Give him a call, "I'm telephoning for Dick W-anke"

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