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Stronger?Originally posted by RichardCranium View Postyour grip will be stronger too.
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Suggestion: try reading those books; that's how books work.Originally posted by newblood View PostI have 5 books on meditation and anger management and 3 more on emotional control , I am taking two kinds of calms tablets ! I DONT NEET TO RELAX , I WANT A CONTRACT.
That's a Top Tip. It's never nice to shake hands with someone who has cold hands, and your grip will be stronger too.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTake a leaf out of dicky's book and have a pot noodle in the gents before you go in.
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Don't you go sacrificing any cats. If you do I'll see to it you never contract again!
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Relax a little ? I have 5 books on meditation and anger management and 3 more on emotional control , I am taking two kinds of calms tablets ! I DONT NEET TO RELAX , I WANT A CONTRACT.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHow many interviews have you this past month? Five isn't it?
Stop trying so hard in the interviews; relax a little.
Actually I had an eureka moment this morning - I am starting to look internationally, had enough of the UK contracting business.
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How many interviews have you this past month? Five isn't it?
Stop trying so hard in the interviews; relax a little.
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I think this is a great idea. I suspect I'd have a better candidate for the sacrifice rather than the little animal though....
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You could add a Sun Dance in there as well so it doesn't p*ss it down on the way to the interview and you turn up looking like a drowned rat or worse.
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Next Interview - preparation.
I am thinking to make an animal sacrifice in the names of all gods and goddesses prior my next interview. I just don't see what else I could possibly try , I feel exhausted.
So, I am thinking to get a long knife at tesco , find a cow or something in a field and cut its throat and then dance naked around it.Tags: None
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