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hiking boots eh ?Originally posted by norrahe View PostLast count 5. work, home, formal, gym, hiking!
HAH! touche
where do you go Norrahe ? I do Rivington some weekends, Pendle hill and I am looking forward to Catbells in a few months
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I hate shopping, ebay is my friend.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostLaydees do not suffer from impulse shopping. It's the poor bugger boyfriend / husband that was dragged out with her that does the suffering.
(I, however, waited until I found a laydee that cannot stand clothes shopping.
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(PS Are you about to propose a party?)
And yes, CM, MP, Pogle et al think I'm a weirdo.
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Laydees do not suffer from impulse shopping. It's the poor bugger boyfriend / husband that was dragged out with her that does the suffering.Originally posted by norrahe View PostDo you suffer from such an occurrence because you are a laydee?
(I, however, waited until I found a laydee that cannot stand clothes shopping.
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(PS Are you about to propose a party?)
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A one-bag woman eh ?Originally posted by norrahe View PostDo you suffer from such an occurrence because you are a laydee?
I'll stick with me one handbag thank you.
well ok, how many superfluous pairs of shoes do you have ?
ha! got you there
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Do you suffer from such an occurrence because you are a laydee?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFairy nuff.
Is "Bag-buy" the sudden overwhelming impulse to add yet another outsized-purse-holder to the pile in the wardrobe?
As in "I need a pink fake hedgehog skin clutch bag and I need it now."
I'll stick with me one handbag thank you.
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That is the main, articulated, symptom.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFairy nuff.
Is "Bag-buy" the sudden overwhelming impulse to add yet another outsized-purse-holder to the pile in the wardrobe?
As in "I need a pink fake hedgehog skin clutch bag and I need it now."
Side effects include massive weight loss (I lost over a hundred pounds in less than a milli second)
and BedSheetusUpTheCrackus (It took me two full minutes, this morning, to extract the bed sheets from the crack of me @rse)
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Fairy nuff.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postgot to keep my post count up
Is "Bag-buy" the sudden overwhelming impulse to add yet another outsized-purse-holder to the pile in the wardrobe?
As in "I need a pink fake hedgehog skin clutch bag and I need it now."
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got to keep my post count upOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostSo you left her there and dashed home to post that?
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Previously unknown female ailment
I dont mean to boast or anything, but EO is gunning for a Noble prize in medical breakthroughs.
I took the missus down to Camden Lock for the weekend, its the first time we have been since the fire burned down the stables part.
I must say, they have done a fantastic job of rebuilding and the bronze statues, with a stables theme , are bluddy impressive. Massive big horses and smithies at every corner - excellent. The stalls themselves are great and we visted the new 'Blues Kitchen' on the high street, the missus is a jazz and blues fan.
The food stalls in the market are brilliant and the missus spent 15 quid at the fancy donut, cinnamon twirls, black forest cream and chocolate chip etc etc.
Then she suddenly stopped, started quivering, cheeks went red, fists clenched, nearly dropped a donut. In a strangled voice
'I think I've got 'Bag-Buy' '
bag buy ?????????? wtf
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