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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    hiking boots eh ?
    where do you go Norrahe ? I do Rivington some weekends, Pendle hill and I am looking forward to Catbells in a few months


    Been a tad lazy, the last time was a few months back in the lake district.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Cat collars?
    Only got three cats, so 3 then

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Last count 5. work, home, formal, gym, hiking!

    HAH! touche
    Cat collars?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Last count 5. work, home, formal, gym, hiking!

    HAH! touche
    hiking boots eh ?
    where do you go Norrahe ? I do Rivington some weekends, Pendle hill and I am looking forward to Catbells in a few months


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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Laydees do not suffer from impulse shopping. It's the poor bugger boyfriend / husband that was dragged out with her that does the suffering.

    (I, however, waited until I found a laydee that cannot stand clothes shopping. )

    (PS Are you about to propose a party?)
    I hate shopping, ebay is my friend.

    And yes, CM, MP, Pogle et al think I'm a weirdo.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    A one-bag woman eh ?
    well ok, how many superfluous pairs of shoes do you have ?

    ha! got you there


    Last count 5. work, home, formal, gym, hiking!

    HAH! touche

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Do you suffer from such an occurrence because you are a laydee?
    Laydees do not suffer from impulse shopping. It's the poor bugger boyfriend / husband that was dragged out with her that does the suffering.

    (I, however, waited until I found a laydee that cannot stand clothes shopping. )

    (PS Are you about to propose a party?)

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Do you suffer from such an occurrence because you are a laydee?

    I'll stick with me one handbag thank you.
    A one-bag woman eh ?
    well ok, how many superfluous pairs of shoes do you have ?

    ha! got you there


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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Fairy nuff.

    Is "Bag-buy" the sudden overwhelming impulse to add yet another outsized-purse-holder to the pile in the wardrobe?

    As in "I need a pink fake hedgehog skin clutch bag and I need it now."
    Do you suffer from such an occurrence because you are a laydee?

    I'll stick with me one handbag thank you.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Fairy nuff.

    Is "Bag-buy" the sudden overwhelming impulse to add yet another outsized-purse-holder to the pile in the wardrobe?

    As in "I need a pink fake hedgehog skin clutch bag and I need it now."
    That is the main, articulated, symptom.
    Side effects include massive weight loss (I lost over a hundred pounds in less than a milli second)
    and BedSheetusUpTheCrackus (It took me two full minutes, this morning, to extract the bed sheets from the crack of me @rse)


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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    got to keep my post count up
    Fairy nuff.

    Is "Bag-buy" the sudden overwhelming impulse to add yet another outsized-purse-holder to the pile in the wardrobe?

    As in "I need a pink fake hedgehog skin clutch bag and I need it now."

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    So you left her there and dashed home to post that?
    got to keep my post count up


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  • RichardCranium
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    So you left her there and dashed home to post that?

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Previously unknown female ailment

    Previously unknown female ailment

    I dont mean to boast or anything, but EO is gunning for a Noble prize in medical breakthroughs.

    I took the missus down to Camden Lock for the weekend, its the first time we have been since the fire burned down the stables part.
    I must say, they have done a fantastic job of rebuilding and the bronze statues, with a stables theme , are bluddy impressive. Massive big horses and smithies at every corner - excellent. The stalls themselves are great and we visted the new 'Blues Kitchen' on the high street, the missus is a jazz and blues fan.
    The food stalls in the market are brilliant and the missus spent 15 quid at the fancy donut, cinnamon twirls, black forest cream and chocolate chip etc etc.

    Then she suddenly stopped, started quivering, cheeks went red, fists clenched, nearly dropped a donut. In a strangled voice
    'I think I've got 'Bag-Buy' '

    bag buy ?????????? wtf



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