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Previously on "Space Cadets"
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I'm hoping they sh1t 'em up really badly by pretending a load of heat insulation has come off on take-off. That would be entertaining television.
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Originally posted by PRC1964Well maybe, but watch this ad for the National Blood Service and see if you spot the fluffy haired Space Cadet.
http://www.blood.co.uk/pages/flashAdvert5L.htm
http://www.channel4.com/entertainmen...n-mcbride.html
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Glad to see the recruitment agent industry is being properly represented:
http://www.channel4.com/entertainmen...y-jackson.html
I'm surprised there isn't more of them.
"Yeah, I've got a great gig for ya mate. Outer space, knowwhatimean? Major blue chip international client... 3 week gig...just need some references up front first, knowwhatimean...have you ever been put forward for NASA? Who was ya manager?"
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Originally posted by sasguruOh I'm guessing they've all signed the usual waivers
http://www.blood.co.uk/pages/flashAdvert5L.htm
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Atw
How long would it take to fly
(1) to the borders of Russia from London
(2) to Star City?
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Did you see a fat bloke there looking like this?
btw, since when your-jokes without hash (*********) is filtered?
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Originally posted by hugebrainYou know it's only pretend don't you?
No I've considered that possibility. The fact is it's easier to find stupid people than actors (although ehe 2 are not mutually exclusive).
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Originally posted by MailmanI find it amusing that some of you goons take every chance possible to insult someone who merely holds views different from yourselves (ok, some of his views MAY be extreme ).
Anyway, I doubt you guys would be any different if you were put in the same situation.
Mailman
Here are a few clues they should have picked up:
1) 4 hour flight to Star City in Russia - Hmmmm
2) Weather relatively warm for Russia - I'll forgive that
3) "Launch" smoother than a plane - Hmmmmm.
3) No gravity problems because of gravity machine - UNFORGIVABLE!!
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I find it amusing that some of you goons take every chance possible to insult someone who merely holds views different from yourselves (ok, some of his views MAY be extreme ).
Anyway, I doubt you guys would be any different if you were put in the same situation.
Mailman
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Wtf?
Originally posted by sasguruWhat a bunch of thick drongos. Not surprisingly the initial cut (which tested for stupidity) included 3 media studies "students".
Never underestimate the stupidity of human beings - Chico being a prime example.
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