Reply to: too early for April Fools - Ryanair to charge for toilets....

[Churchill]

I'll fly with whoever is the cheapest.

Manchester to Dublin? 45 minutes.

[George Parr]

This pay per crap story has been rumbling on for years now. Ryanair desparately need a decent PR director. The fares are the cheapest around and they have a fleet of modern aircraft so why do they go out of their way to piss off their customers with all the tulip hidden charges when booking and bloated credit card fees and the like?

IMHO they are being held back by the eccentricity of Michael O'Leary who seems to enjoy provoking the media and his own customers.

[Halcyon]

The streets to Ryanair are paved with

crap

(c:

[TroubleAtMill]

sorry should have read in a bottle. (muppet)

No need to throw away the plastic bottle you had to empty due to security!

Ryanair is just helping the planet.

[kermitt]

sorry should have read in a bottle. (muppet)

[kermitt]

or even a botlle

[kermitt]

And if you have no change in your pocket....

Do it in the aisle if you have the bottle.

[ratewhore]

It's only an issue if you fly ryanair, which any self respecting contractor doesn't...

Me, I'm not self respecting, I don't fly them because I can't stand the mick tosspot!!

[Zippy]

If they start charging for the toilets won't people be tempted to, erm, get their money's worth?

[xoggoth]

An aircraft does not have to have toilets at all? I shall certainly stop flying if they implement that no leaving seats in last hour thing. Nothing makes me want a pee more than knowing I can't.

[Churchill]

In fact when you go clients pay extra to keep you there

Ha ha ha bump!

[RichardCranium]

It's a tax on the poo

It's worse than taking the piss.

[DodgyAgent]

What's the problem? Contractors charge when they go to the bog...

In fact when you go clients pay extra to keep you there

[AtW]

Money do not smell.

HTH

O’Leary

[thunderlizard]

It's a tax on the poo