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b0redom replied

13 January 2010, 10:31
From a PM on a conf call:

"I've only got two balls and neither of them is crystal"
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Luigi replied

12 January 2010, 15:04
AKA "Seghe mentali". ahahahhhhahhaaaa
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Bunk replied

12 January 2010, 14:48
Sas, can you retire Wilmslow now please? He's just not funny anymore
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Wilmslow started a topic Funniest quip you have heard at work?

12 January 2010, 14:46
Funniest quip you have heard at work?

Project in turmoil, conflicting priorities.

An Italian project manager once said in the middle of the office:

‘I don’t know what you call it in England, but, in Italy we call it Mental Masturbation’.

Quite an elequant way of saying Brain Fecked.

What made it really amusing was that one of the team was Iranian. He was absolutely abhorred at this comment, leg was thumping the floor like a rabbit.
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