Reply to: Useless facts

[Andy2]

It has been calculated that after three years of marriage the average
couple talk to each other for six and a half minutes a week.

and shout at each other for 6 hours

[darmstadt]

It has been calculated that after three years of marriage the average
couple talk to each other for six and a half minutes a week.

[darmstadt]

To the question posed in Cosmopolitan - 'Do you want a relationship
with a total person?' - a surprising 17% said 'yes'.

[darmstadt]

For the last five years of his life, Elvis Presley lived in virtual
isolation in his mansion, Gracelands, guarded by a private army of deaf
and dumb karate experts. He ate only hamburgers, brought to his room by
naked cheerleaders, who would oil his fantastically bloated body as he
ate. When he died he weighed a monstrous twenty-seven stone and his body
had to be craned from his bedroom window to the waiting hearse.

[EternalOptimist]

Guinea pigs produce a special poo for eating

yum yum.

Must get me a guinea pig.

EO - 'One Indian guinea pig please gov. Madras with pilau rice mouse droppings'

[Pogle]

Guinea pigs can not sweat. same as rabbits

Guinea pigs produce a special poo for eating

[PRC1964]

All over the UK men sat at computer terminals in offices are trying to nonchalantly lick their elbow!

The length of your foot is the same as the distance between your wrist and your elbow.


That should stop the licking and start the yoga session.

[EternalOptimist]

Guinea pigs can not sweat. same as rabbits

[Pogle]

Its impossible to lick your elbow!

All over the UK men sat at computer terminals in offices are trying to nonchalantly lick their elbow!

[stek]

Its impossible to lick your elbow!

Or give yourself a BJ - after 45 yo....

[Money Money Money]

Its impossible to lick your elbow!

[EternalOptimist]

There is a species of cricket in Africa that will eat Human hair. even the ginger ones

[thunderlizard]

Dogs can only dream in 8 colours and 4mm pixels.

[stek]

I can assure you pigs will eat apples, as once upon a time a few managed to escape the lorry to the bacon factory and a couple were eventually found munching fallen apples in the orchard.

Oh no!!

Another illusion shattered. Maybe they were Gammons or Porks or Hams and not pigs?

[threaded]

That proves it - obviously saw nothing. Maybe they can look up, but not see anything?

It's not me saying that, it's Simon Pegg.....

True, at her age, her eye-sight isn't so good any more.