Useless facts

[threaded]

And the ex's pasta, no fuker will eat that....

Even when on a promise? I find that hard to believe.

[threaded]

That proves it - obviously saw nothing. Maybe they can look up, but not see anything?

It's not me saying that, it's Simon Pegg.....

True, at her age, her eye-sight isn't so good any more.

[stek]

I can assure you pigs will eat apples, as once upon a time a few managed to escape the lorry to the bacon factory and a couple were eventually found munching fallen apples in the orchard.

Oh no!!

Another illusion shattered. Maybe they were Gammons or Porks or Hams and not pigs?

[thunderlizard]

Dogs can only dream in 8 colours and 4mm pixels.

[EternalOptimist]

There is a species of cricket in Africa that will eat Human hair. even the ginger ones

[Money Money Money]

Its impossible to lick your elbow!

[stek]

Its impossible to lick your elbow!

Or give yourself a BJ - after 45 yo....

[Pogle]

Its impossible to lick your elbow!

All over the UK men sat at computer terminals in offices are trying to nonchalantly lick their elbow!

[EternalOptimist]

Guinea pigs can not sweat. same as rabbits

[PRC1964]

All over the UK men sat at computer terminals in offices are trying to nonchalantly lick their elbow!

The length of your foot is the same as the distance between your wrist and your elbow.


That should stop the licking and start the yoga session.