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shaunbhoy replied

11 January 2010, 16:05
He's off to Never Never Land................
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SantaClaus replied

11 January 2010, 16:04
Originally posted by Diver View Post

You don't think they'll let him in?

Anyone got a flight timetable for Timbuktu
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Diver replied

11 January 2010, 15:31
Originally Posted by EternalOptimist View Post
We should also have a whip round to pay for his one way ticket to Angola in case he changes his mind.

Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post

Wow, you are an optimist!

You don't think they'll let him in?
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SantaClaus replied

11 January 2010, 15:28
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Now that SasGoru has announced his emmigration plans, I think we should rally round and organise a leaving do for him.

We should also have a whip round to pay for his one way ticket to Angola in case he changes his mind.

Wow, you are an optimist!
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Diver replied

11 January 2010, 15:12
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

Binman.

That would be a waste carrier
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cojak replied

11 January 2010, 15:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Now that SasGoru has announced his emmigration plans, I think we should rally round and organise a leaving do for him.

We should also have a whip round to pay for his one way ticket to Angola in case he changes his mind.

We'll be there.

In disguise.

Watching behind the potted palms...
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Clippy replied

11 January 2010, 15:08
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I'm a licensed waste broker

Binman.
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Diver replied

11 January 2010, 15:02
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

There is something very worrying in how you are familiar with legislation preventing the export of hazardous waste.

I'm a licensed waste broker
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RichardCranium replied

11 January 2010, 14:44
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I thought that the BASEL Convention, and CITES Convention precluded our exportation of hazardous waste to undeveloped countries?

There is something very worrying in how you are familiar with legislation preventing the export of hazardous waste.
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EternalOptimist replied

11 January 2010, 14:43
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I thought that the BASEL Convention, and CITES Convention precluded our exportation of hazardous waste to undeveloped countries?

thats ok, we will dress him in a Tongan footie shirt
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Diver replied

11 January 2010, 14:41
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Now that SasGoru has announced his emmigration plans, I think we should rally round and organise a leaving do for him.

We should also have a whip round to pay for his one way ticket to Angola in case he changes his mind.

I thought that the BASEL Convention, and CITES Convention precluded our exportation of hazardous waste to undeveloped countries?
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EternalOptimist replied

11 January 2010, 14:41
Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

At least this proves there's no brain drain ... just the opposite.

He is off to teach the Inuit how to become arable farmers.

Eskimo pupil - 'But sir, in my language we have 50 words for snow - all useless now'
SasGoru - 'Worry not, my little eskimo friend. I will teach you 50 ways to say Cretin instead'
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shaunbhoy replied

11 January 2010, 14:38
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'll warn the rest to expect Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.

They went to Defcon 1 when they got your Visa application anyway.
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Jeebo72 replied

11 January 2010, 14:35
At least this proves there's no brain drain ... just the opposite.
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sasguru replied

11 January 2010, 14:35
I'll warn the rest to expect Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.
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