Reply to: Help needed with nightmare

[Doggy Styles]

Not saying a lot maybe but Mandelson is by far the most sensible chap in the cabinet. If he was PM I might almost consider voting for them. Not sure one vote would get them in though.

My dream is coming true...

Mandelson's undoubted skills are in machavalian scheming. He does not possess any particular vision, or discernible skills in leading the country.

If he really were sensible, before now the Labour party would have said something about reducing the national deficit.

He's not in it for the nation's interests.

[Doggy Styles]

Thought that had already been done to death by Callaghan, Foot, Kinnock etc.?

Every generation has to learn it afresh, etc...

[shaunbhoy]

A Times columnist has a very plausible theory that Fondlebums deliberately scuppered the recent leadership plot because he wants McMong to hang on and lose the election and thereby discredit "Old Labour".

Thought that had already been done to death by Callaghan, Foot, Kinnock etc.?

[OwlHoot]

Not saying a lot maybe but Mandelson is by far the most sensible chap in the cabinet. If he was PM I might almost consider voting for them. Not sure one vote would get them in though.

WHS, although he does himself no favours sometimes by so obviously revelling in his "eminence griz" reputation.

A Times columnist has a very plausible theory that Fondlebums deliberately scuppered the recent leadership plot because he wants McMong to hang on and lose the election and thereby discredit "Old Labour".

[xoggoth]

Not saying a lot maybe but Mandelson is by far the most sensible chap in the cabinet. If he was PM I might almost consider voting for them. Not sure one vote would get them in though.

[norrahe]

or did he dream he was biting a pillow, and woke up to find ...

[OwlHoot]

Was that the one where you dreamt you were eating a giant marshmallow, and woke up to find half your pillow gone?

IGMC

or did he dream he was biting a pillow, and woke up to find ...

[shaunbhoy]

anyway, the last dream thingy i had and posted on here came true so

<insert twighlight zone music> or something from the crystal method

Was that the one where you dreamt you were eating a giant marshmallow, and woke up to find half your pillow gone?

IGMC

[moorfield]

I'm struggling to remember what happened next. As you lot were in this dream - can any of you tell me?

Look in the mirror and say "Snot Goblin" 5 times and you'll remember everything.

I double dare you.

[Boudica]

I can't decide who is the biggest c**t, brown or mandy

anyway, the last dream thingy i had and posted on here came true so

<insert twighlight zone music> or something from the crystal method

[Diver]

After that RC, the members of CUK are found "in the woods, dressed as Gladiators", after an apparent suicide pact, involving a pair of garden shears.

Daubed in blood on a tree are the words,

"SKA News coming soon..."

FTFY

[Board Game Geek]

A week before the election, the expenses claims for the shadow cabinet for the past five years are posted anonymously to the newsdesk of the Telegraph. Nothing has been deleted and all email correspondence arguing the details are included.

Once 3/8ths of the results of the General Election are in, BBC correspondent Fred Bloggs jokingly mentions "According to an email from a Mrs Trellis in North Wales, if these figures are extrapolated across the country, it seems there has been 117% turnout." He is taken ill shortly after and Moira Stuart completes the reporting. No numbers are mentioned; when this gets queries by a presenter, Moira quips "I'm sure people aren't interested in that much detail, its the re-election that matters". Due to a technical problem, there is no recording kept of this broadcast.

After the General Election, a number of Returning Officers complain to the press about 'irregularities'. They are immediately dismissed as they are responsible for ensuring there are no irregularities. The details are never revealed and the story does not come up again.

Gordon Brown's body is found in a shallow grave in one of the properties owned by Tony Blair's complex overseas corporate structure. A hastily arranged closed inquiry concludes 'misadventure' and mentions 'depression brought about by overwork and a guilty conscience'. Earl Blair can show he was touring the USA at the time of any unpleasantness; the Met Police say there is no evidence linking anything to anyone ever anywhere.


I can't remember much else.

After that RC, the members of CUK, and CUK itself are found "in the woods", after an apparent suicide pact, involving a pair of garden shears.

Daubed in blood on a tree are the words,

"SKA News coming soon..."

[RichardCranium]

I'm struggling to remember what happened next.

A week before the election, the expenses claims for the shadow cabinet for the past five years are posted anonymously to the newsdesk of the Telegraph. Nothing has been deleted and all email correspondence arguing the details are included.

Once 3/8ths of the results of the General Election are in, BBC correspondent Fred Bloggs jokingly mentions "According to an email from a Mrs Trellis in North Wales, if these figures are extrapolated across the country, it seems there has been 117% turnout." He is taken ill shortly after and Moira Stuart completes the reporting. No numbers are mentioned; when this gets queries by a presenter, Moira quips "I'm sure people aren't interested in that much detail, its the re-election that matters". Due to a technical problem, there is no recording kept of this broadcast.

After the General Election, a number of Returning Officers complain to the press about 'irregularities'. They are immediately dismissed as they are responsible for ensuring there are no irregularities. The details are never revealed and the story does not come up again.

Gordon Brown's body is found in a shallow grave in one of the properties owned by Tony Blair's complex overseas corporate structure. A hastily arranged closed inquiry concludes 'misadventure' and mentions 'depression brought about by overwork and a guilty conscience'. Earl Blair can show he was touring the USA at the time of any unpleasantness; the Met Police say there is no evidence linking anything to anyone ever anywhere.


I can't remember much else.

[Sysman]

Seen too many horror movies lately?

Was there a shower scene with you, JR and Bobby Ewing in it?

Were there gladiators?

Was the shower scene set in a Turkish prison?

[Diver]

Were there gladiators?