I feel dirty

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BoredBloke replied

7 January 2010, 15:47
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Coat for sir...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/1999...orkandcareers1
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norrahe replied

7 January 2010, 14:21
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Just been talking to an agent on the phone for the first time in quite a few months. I'd forgotten how much it makes me want to have a bath and give myself a good scrubbing.

At least he didn't ask for references.

I know the feeling, haven't spoken to one particular guy in a very long time and when I got off the phone to him the other day, it was like eeeeewwww.
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Pogle replied

7 January 2010, 14:18
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Years ago I remember reading about a man who took one of these sex chat things to court. The line was 'hear me moan' and when he got through it was of a woman saying things like "I hate cooking and cleaning" etc

Coat for sir...
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BoredBloke replied

7 January 2010, 13:54
Years ago I remember reading about a man who took one of these sex chat things to court. The line was 'hear me moan' and when he got through it was of a woman saying things like "I hate cooking and cleaning" etc
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Pogle replied

7 January 2010, 13:24
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

Do you want to meet agents in your area? Call Agent Chatback now!
"Are you OK to talk?" - 0898 380 741
"Just a catch-up to see if you're still available" - 0898 380 742
"Is it OK if I send you a couple of CVs anyway?" - 0898 380 743
"I don't think we've got your VAT certificate" - 0898 380 744
We've got hundreds of agents waiting to chat right now!

That reminds me of the priests chatline in Father Ted
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Paddy replied

7 January 2010, 12:53
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Just been talking to an agent on the phone for the first time in quite a few months. I'd forgotten how much it makes me want to have a bath and give myself a good scrubbing.

At least he didn't ask for references.

The trouble with pimps are that they want to f*&k you for free before they put you to work.
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thunderlizard replied

7 January 2010, 12:50
Agent Chatback!

Do you want to meet agents in your area? Call Agent Chatback now!
"Are you OK to talk?" - 0898 380 741
"Just a catch-up to see if you're still available" - 0898 380 742
"Is it OK if I send you a couple of CVs anyway?" - 0898 380 743
"I don't think we've got your VAT certificate" - 0898 380 744
We've got hundreds of agents waiting to chat right now!
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Pondlife replied

7 January 2010, 12:21
Originally posted by Diver View Post

You might be!

You drive a Vectra

Plenty of space for the shopping in a hatchback.
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Diver replied

7 January 2010, 12:19
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

How do you know I'm not?

You might be!

You drive a Vectra
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VectraMan replied

7 January 2010, 12:14
Originally posted by Diver View Post

This thread would have drawn a lot more interest if one of our lady posters had started it

How do you know I'm not?
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BlackenedBiker replied

7 January 2010, 12:13
Originally posted by Diver View Post

This thread would have drawn a lot more interest if one of our lady posters had started it

Oh I don't know, he drives a vectra!
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Diver replied

7 January 2010, 12:11
This thread would have drawn a lot more interest if one of our lady posters had started it
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VectraMan started a topic I feel dirty

7 January 2010, 12:08
I feel dirty

Just been talking to an agent on the phone for the first time in quite a few months. I'd forgotten how much it makes me want to have a bath and give myself a good scrubbing.

At least he didn't ask for references.
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