Reply to: 'Twice as many men' pay for sex

[AlfredJPruffock]

Went to Amsterdam on a stag weekend a few years ago and did the usual raffle for who gets to go with one of the lovely ladies.

A friend who shall remain nameless (Simon H*****) won and picked one he fancied the look of. Paid his money and - because he'd not done anything like that before - started to undress. Aforementioned lady apparently re-appeared and laughed at him neatly folding his clothes, and once he was settled performed a "sex act" on him.

We'd only got a few hundred yards away from where he was when he caught us up. It had apparently taken him longer to undress than it had done for him to come to a conclusion.

I must say we all felt slightly cheated.

There is only one thing worse than visiting a prostitute and that is not visiting a prostitute.

So Ive heard anyway.

PS As I mentioned the RL girls in the Dam doubled their prices when the Euro was introduced from 50 guilders to 100 Guilders ie 50 Euros, I am sure that this accounts for the Dutch hostility and rejection of the EC Constitution, but nobody will admit to this in public.

PPS Have you noticed that people never use their real names in a brothel, apart from me as all the girls in Brussels always say Bonjour Alf ! when I perform my nightly review.

[supremepods]

Went to Amsterdam on a stag weekend a few years ago and did the usual raffle for who gets to go with one of the lovely ladies.

A friend who shall remain nameless (Simon H*****) won and picked one he fancied the look of. Paid his money and - because he'd not done anything like that before - started to undress. Aforementioned lady apparently re-appeared and laughed at him neatly folding his clothes, and once he was settled performed a "sex act" on him.

We'd only got a few hundred yards away from where he was when he caught us up. It had apparently taken him longer to undress than it had done for him to come to a conclusion.

I must say we all felt slightly cheated.

[AlfredJPruffock]

www.xoggoth.org is extremely interesting. SD. I only have 3 visitors to my knowledge. 4 would be nice

I think Sajjamists prefer to have a low profile Xoggoth, altough I hear there might be some competition from these new fangled Satinduists.

[xoggoth]

www.xoggoth.org is extremely interesting. SD. I only have 3 visitors to my knowledge. 4 would be nice

[n5gooner]

n5 thanks... I always come back with a bang

np I think we missed you...

[SandyDown]

Alf: things been fine, just extremely busy with work, I do check the BB now and again, but its been really boring lately, so couldn't be bothered with answering any threads.


n5 thanks... I always come back with a bang

[vista]

COmplete HOrse SH1T

All men pay for sex and for the hard of understanding thats 100% - has been and always will be.

Currency of payment varies.

Cold hard cash.
Listening to whinging.
Doing it coz the missus wants to
etc
etc
etc

Only a moron fvc k witt would think anything else so the BBC is living up to its reputation in spades.


The biggest and only problem is that men make terrible 'purchasing decisions'.

[expat]

It's the same one that connects death and taxes....

At least death only happens to you once.

[Joe Black]

Sex and marriage? Where is the link?

It's the same one that connects death and taxes....

[xoggoth]

I first thought that bit that sticks out of the side of a rabbit was supposed to go in her arse.

[Jabberwocky]

Also women got the rabbit - the ultimate orgasmic tool

Actually it's called the Jabber, and only a select few women have felt its force.

[DodgyAgent]

Just the pimps at the top that get rich.

[n5gooner]

Also women got the rabbit - the ultimate orgasmic tool

welcome back Sandy - and what a way to come back.

[DimPrawn]

Another piece of globalisation bulltulip.

Cheap eastern european whores flooding in, and a sh@g is still the same price.

Just the pimps at the top that get rich.

[xoggoth]

As long as it's CHEAP who cares? Remind me not to shag any handbags, I'm not paying that sort of money.

About ten years ago you could get a hand job for £15 in Edinburgh. Why is it so expensive now? You would think with all these Eastern Europeans supposedly being brought in, the price would have dropped to 50p with special offers for the over 40s.