Heather mills lined up for dancing on ice

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PorkPie replied

22 December 2009, 09:50
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

I'm impressed by people in wheelchairs playing basketball.

I'm impressed by blind kids playing football.

I'm impressed by anyone who goes into Stoke Mandeville hospital's spinal injuries unit and walks again.

I'm not impressed by a millionaire (other people's money) self-publicising, "Hooker, Liar, Porn Star, Fantasist, Trouble Maker, Shoplifter" getting yet more media coverage just because she's controversial. (link.)

It's a shame they couldn't find someone worthy.

I remember her whinging on the steps of the courthouse that Paul's children would only be able to fly business class (not first) because she only got 22 Million from the settlement, poor love.
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norrahe replied

21 December 2009, 17:39
Again, another mind numbing useless piece of programming

More fodder for the brain dead
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RichardCranium replied

21 December 2009, 17:17
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Look, I know she upset St Paul but you've got to take your hat off to a one-legged person having a go at ice dancing.

I'm impressed by people in wheelchairs playing basketball.

I'm impressed by blind kids playing football.

I'm impressed by anyone who goes into Stoke Mandeville hospital's spinal injuries unit and walks again.

I'm not impressed by a millionaire (other people's money) self-publicising, "Hooker, Liar, Porn Star, Fantasist, Trouble Maker, Shoplifter" getting yet more media coverage just because she's controversial. (link.)

It's a shame they couldn't find someone worthy.
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downsouth replied

21 December 2009, 17:03
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Look, I know she upset St Paul but you've got to take your hat off to a one-legged person having a go at ice dancing.

or like she does, take a leg off
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Zippy replied

21 December 2009, 17:01
Look, I know she upset St Paul but you've got to take your hat off to a one-legged person having a go at ice dancing.
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Diver replied

21 December 2009, 16:51
I think you should all leave the the poor misaligned woman alone

Maligned
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Churchill replied

21 December 2009, 16:48
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Holding a sign saying "Warning! Thin ice" ?

I see they brand her "charity campaigner" and not "scheming mentalist gold digger".

"Men hate her. Charismatic playgirl."

Anagram of "Heather Mills Charity Campaigner"...
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PorkPie replied

21 December 2009, 16:46
From Shooting Stars:

"Heather McCartney, Heather McCartney, Heather McCartney's Plastic Leg.
Barack Obama, Barack Obama, Barack Obama's Morning Egg"
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RichardCranium replied

21 December 2009, 16:39
Holding a sign saying "Warning! Thin ice" ?

I see they brand her "charity campaigner" and not "scheming mentalist gold digger".
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cojak replied

21 December 2009, 16:38
I have nothing against her right leg, unfortunately...

<kaboom tish!>

Last edited by cojak; 21 December 2009, 16:38. Reason: Ah - Tingles got there 1st...
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singhr replied

21 December 2009, 16:36
I heard someome was buying her a plane for Christmas, and for the good leg........
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Tingles replied

21 December 2009, 16:36
I've got nothing against her left leg - trouble is, neither has She.*

*In homage to the comedy greats Messers Cook and Moore
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Churchill replied

21 December 2009, 16:31
Originally posted by PorkPie View Post

I sh*t you not:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8424656.stm

She hasn't got a leg to stand on!

Ok, yes she has - but only one...

igmc
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PorkPie started a topic Heather mills lined up for dancing on ice

21 December 2009, 16:28
Heather mills lined up for dancing on ice

I sh*t you not:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8424656.stm
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