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Reply to: Poll: Do you ever wish you were as witty as DimPrawn?

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Previously on "Poll: Do you ever wish you were as witty as DimPrawn?"

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    **** off. I use SKA.
    You grovelling little turd!

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  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    The CUK poster of the year will be the one who never posted during the year.

    HTH
    Wilmslow is always poster of the year!

    Didn't you know that?

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    > Fred Allen (American Comedian, 1894-1956)



    He is a cheap thief!!! I bet 95% of his jokes were googled also
    **** off. I use SKA.

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  • AtW
    replied
    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    Where is the thread for CUK poster of the year
    The CUK poster of the year will be the one who never posted during the year.

    HTH

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  • Andy2
    replied
    Where is the thread for CUK poster of the year

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  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    FTFY
    My god Churchy!

    You are as witty as DP

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  • AtW
    replied
    > Fred Allen (American Comedian, 1894-1956)



    He is a cheap thief!!! I bet 95% of his jokes were googled also

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Fred Allen (American Comedian, 1894-1956)

    Cheers!
    FTFY

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  • suityou01
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    Gotta be honest, the kid makes me larf.

    On Tesco red wine "Every litre helps" was classic.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

    Cheers!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

    Cheers!
    Personality of the year surely!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Where's the "I'd need a pre-frontal lobotomy first" option?
    I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

    Cheers!

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  • Diver
    replied
    Where's the "I'd need a pre-frontal lobotomy first" option?

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  • AtW
    started a poll Poll: Do you ever wish you were as witty as DimPrawn?

    Poll: Do you ever wish you were as witty as DimPrawn?

    20
    I aspire to, but sadly no
    40.00%
    8
    I am pretty close
    5.00%
    1
    I am DimPrawn!
    25.00%
    5
    I am well ahead of him for I am :moon:guru
    0.00%
    0
    I am AndyWitty
    30.00%
    6
    Witty poll to follow.
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