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Poll: Do you ever wish you were as witty as DimPrawn?
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Poll: Do you ever wish you were as witty as DimPrawn?
20I aspire to, but sadly no40.00%8I am pretty close5.00%1I am DimPrawn!25.00%5I am well ahead of him for I am :moon:guru0.00%0I am AndyWitty30.00%6 -
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.Originally posted by Diver View PostWhere's the "I'd need a pre-frontal lobotomy first" option?
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Personality of the year surely!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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Gotta be honest, the kid makes me larf.
On Tesco red wine "Every litre helps" was classic.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostI'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Fred Allen (American Comedian, 1894-1956)
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> Fred Allen (American Comedian, 1894-1956)

He is a cheap thief!!! I bet 95% of his jokes were googled also
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