Reply to: I am being cyber stalked!

[Zippy]

Careful HAB, you don't want them to know you're on to them.

Oh dear. HAB's gone offline

[Bunk]

Careful HAB, you don't want them to know you're on to them.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Look what I've found in my server logs just now.

2009-12-18 14:05:49 W3SVC701625 192.168.1.100 GET /default.aspx - 80 - 212.137.45.109 Mozilla/4.0+(compatible;+MSIE+6.0;+Windows+NT+5.1;+SV1;+.N ET+CLR+1.1.4322;+.NET+CLR+2.0.50727) 302 0 0

I'd love to have seen their faces when the met-plod home page appeared.

[Toolpusher]

You wait `till tonight, you`re home will be raided by men in uniform carrying big truncheons.........be prepared.

Watch out for the pink ones! (Mostly SFW, believe it or not!)

[EternalOptimist]

I just 2 guys in bally-clavas crawling through my rockery.
muttering someting about 'no prisoners'

[TimberWolf]

Threaded, don't take any notice of SAS, people love you because you're big fat and ugly!

Plus, straight-jackets always come in extra-large. At least in arm length.

[Churchill]

Or some intensive gym sessions to boost your self esteem by slimming down.

HTH

Threaded, don't take any notice of SAS, people love you because you're big fat and ugly!

[sasguru]

Maybe plod will be round his house at 3am instead.

With an extra-large straight-jacket?

[sasguru]

Therapy! Therapy! I needs some therapy...

Or some intensive gym sessions to boost your self esteem by slimming down.

HTH

[HairyArsedBloke]

Caught me, yes HAB is one of my Sockpuppets.

Yes, it true. I really am threaded.

Maybe plod will be round his house at 3am instead.

[threaded]

No he's not. You're an insecure nonentity who eats too many pies and has delusions of grandeur.

See - that saved you months, if not years, of expensive therapy by getting straight to the point.

My invoice is in the post.

My god my other sockpuppets are arguing with me now too!

Therapy! Therapy! I needs some therapy...

[sasguru]

Caught me, yes HAB is one of my Sockpuppets.

No he's not. You're an insecure nonentity who eats too many pies and has delusions of grandeur.

See - that saved you months, if not years, of expensive therapy by getting straight to the point.

My invoice is in the post.

[threaded]

So, you've now realised that Threaded is a Pasta Eating Tornado Pilot of the first order...

Caught me, yes HAB is one of my Sockpuppets.

[Churchill]

Was that before or after you spoke to the elves at the bottom of your garden?



FFS where do they come from?

The bottom of the garden?

[original PM]

you guys are all nuts





I am watching you