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Forgot to add that they are still small which does solve your problem (at twice the cost).
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostOh no they dont
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostToday we shall be buying a christmas tree- which will not look overly large when set against the background of all the other trees on offer, however when it is delivered it will fill the living room and appear to have doubled in size.
It happens every year
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Today we shall be buying a christmas tree- which will not look overly large when set against the background of all the other trees on offer, however when it is delivered it will fill the living room and appear to have doubled in size.
It happens every year
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI did that in the West End, and the machine whisked it back in before any scrote could grab it.
Taking another £100 out made me think how much stuff I do whilst in dreamland, leaving a lot of it to what I thought was my trusty auto-pilot.
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Originally posted by Clippy View PostSounds like a keeper!
Apparently the cleaners haven't been doing a good enough job, so she's taken it into her head to set about cleaning the bookshelves in my office.
It'll take weeks before I get everything back to its ordered disorder.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI signed up for a half marathon. Yikes!
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I wrote this:
Code:double angle = atan(y2-y1)/(x2-x1);
True story.
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Originally posted by Boudica View PostI'm really a teenage boy trapped in a woman's body.Last edited by RichardCranium; 11 December 2009, 22:59.
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i'm a lazy bored student so i look for ways to waste time...looking up rude words on this
http://www.orbilat.com/Languages/Fre...ncensored.html
then listening them being said here
http://public.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php
i know, i'm really a teenage boy trapped in a woman's body
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I went to a funeral today, an aunt-in-law. I and the deceased woman's daughters were chatting to the vicar outside the crem and I piped up with how their mother liked to play "corks", (a game like musical chairs except you had to grab a cork from the table and the person who didn't get one was out), and said she had sharp nails and usually cut someone or other.
The vicar said "Oh, I must learn to play that" and I said "Yeah, luckily you're safe now." There was an awkward silence until I excused myself.
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