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Previously on "Creepy Alien guy."

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    Chill newbie. Believe it or not, no one gets paid to post here. OK, maybe you could construe 'Administrator' is 'paid' to post, but this forum is only an adjunct to the real work. Someone may like to correct me if I've not got that quite right.

    BTW some of the jokes that run here are very deep, and some even run from a time before FTP and Gopher, before 300/75, before JANET, before HCF on the 6809 made someone laugh as they laid out the mask. You've wandered into a corner of the net that is populated by some really scarily clever chaps and chapesses. But not to worry, they don't post too often.
    and some utter dweebs too

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I was out doing a bit of dogging last night, down the beach. Not much action, so I was having a little, er.., (you know) stroking the squirrels head.

    Then I realised I might be being watched so I beat a hasty , off the pier, looking right ahead avoiding eye contact. I dont think he noticed me though.
    you got to be careful out there



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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Perhaps you should have one.

    Do you think the world is ready and needful of a portal to discuss Hairy Arsed Blokes?
    I don't think I'm ready for Hairy Arsed Blokes portal

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Which just leaves the rest of us morons.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    no No no , no one is upset , it is all cool bro ,
    Chill newbie. Believe it or not, no one gets paid to post here. OK, maybe you could construe 'Administrator' is 'paid' to post, but this forum is only an adjunct to the real work. Someone may like to correct me if I've not got that quite right.

    BTW some of the jokes that run here are very deep, and some even run from a time before FTP and Gopher, before 300/75, before JANET, before HCF on the 6809 made someone laugh as they laid out the mask. You've wandered into a corner of the net that is populated by some really scarily clever chaps and chapesses. But not to worry, they don't post too often.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I have a forum?
    Perhaps you should have one.

    Do you think the world is ready and needful of a portal to discuss Hairy Arsed Blokes?

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  • newblood
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Wow! I do appear to be upsetting the precious ones today.

    You’re not related to Money Money Money by any chance?
    no No no , no one is upset , it is all cool bro ,

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    Sorry I thought it was your forum or they pay you , I mean who else would post random answers to all threads ? ( besides Brillo ) but doesnt matter no harm.
    Wow! I do appear to be upsetting the precious ones today.

    You’re not related to Money Money Money by any chance?

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  • newblood
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I have a forum?
    Sorry I thought it was your forum or they pay you , I mean who else would post random answers to all threads ? ( besides Brillo ) but doesnt matter no harm.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    HairyArsed , you should be paying me for posting such things on your forum
    I have a forum?

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  • newblood
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Oh hi, that was you then?
    HairyArsed , you should be paying me for posting such things on your forum

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  • xoggoth
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    Reminds me of an M R James story. Maybe you are doomed to live your life in M R James stories from now on. Be careful where you dig.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    But made me remember this creepy alien guy I saw yesterday.
    Oh hi, that was you then?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Newblood,

    Have you considered talking to a doctor about your blackouts? People are starting to notice, worry about you and keep an eye on you.

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  • threaded
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    All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.

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