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Previously on "Creepy Alien guy."
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I was out doing a bit of dogging last night, down the beach. Not much action, so I was having a little, er.., (you know) stroking the squirrels head.
Then I realised I might be being watched so I beat a hasty , off the pier, looking right ahead avoiding eye contact. I dont think he noticed me though.
you got to be careful out there
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostPerhaps you should have one.
Do you think the world is ready and needful of a portal to discuss Hairy Arsed Blokes?
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Originally posted by zeitghostWhich just leaves the rest of us morons.
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Originally posted by newblood View Postno No no , no one is upset , it is all cool bro ,
BTW some of the jokes that run here are very deep, and some even run from a time before FTP and Gopher, before 300/75, before JANET, before HCF on the 6809 made someone laugh as they laid out the mask. You've wandered into a corner of the net that is populated by some really scarily clever chaps and chapesses. But not to worry, they don't post too often.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have a forum?
Do you think the world is ready and needful of a portal to discuss Hairy Arsed Blokes?
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Originally posted by newblood View PostSorry I thought it was your forum or they pay you , I mean who else would post random answers to all threads ? ( besides Brillo ) but doesnt matter no harm.
You’re not related to Money Money Money by any chance?
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Originally posted by newblood View PostHairyArsed , you should be paying me for posting such things on your forum
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Reminds me of an M R James story. Maybe you are doomed to live your life in M R James stories from now on. Be careful where you dig.
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Originally posted by newblood View PostBut made me remember this creepy alien guy I saw yesterday.
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Newblood,
Have you considered talking to a doctor about your blackouts? People are starting to notice, worry about you and keep an eye on you.
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