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Previously on "Women & sympathy"
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Originally posted by conned tractor View PostThank god for that. Was the last one what I thought it was?
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostIts a gift - many women have it
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostIts a gift - many women have it
I drink to forget, she drinks to remember
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
How terribly seasonal! I feel a new avatar coming on...
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhat's an alcohol allowance?
I get no sympathy from my wife. Whatever I get wrong she can trump with her kidney transplant and everything that stems from it.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posteverything ?
And she will hang on to what she knows and save it for a dinner party or some similar inappropriate occasion. Thankfully, for comic effect rather than vindictiveness.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostShe doesn't get hangovers. She is immune. She also rarely drinks much. And even when she does, she can remember everything the next day. Everything.
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostLet her have the alcohol allowance - then pay back when she has an almighty hangover
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhat's an alcohol allowance?
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Postfor the toothache and resultant self-sorryness
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHowever, if (as is probably the case) the antibiotic is Metronidazole then you're off the pop for a while.
But it's definitely a "sillyun" and not an "arzole".
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYou know you love her
Originally posted by NickFitz View Postno need to be a dog in the manger
Originally posted by NickFitz View Postand do complete the prescribed course.
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAnother and a for you
A few co-codamol and a very heavy slug of Kahlua helped me sleep.
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Let her have the alcohol allowance - then pay back when she has an almighty hangover
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Anusol
You all seem to know about anusol a prep H so is it safe to say that the little fellows in the nether regions are an occupational hazard of sitting all day.
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