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Previously on "does anyone like me?"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by bandit_legs View Post
    do you liek me?
    Well hello there, me young fella me lad, you young roister doister you.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Had contract near Cleethorpes once. The graffiti in Cleethorpes bogs you would not believe. If they arrested everyone in the town child abuse would drop 50%.
    Yes, and if they arrested all the tourists too, that'd make it 100%.

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  • xoggoth
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    Had contract near Cleethorpes once. The graffiti in Cleethorpes bogs you would not believe. If they arrested everyone in the town child abuse would drop 50%.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post


    My faith in CUK is restored.
    The dials on the inanity counter click one step further on!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Once upon a time, when caught short, I was forced to go for a crap in a public loo in a park.

    The cubicle was completely covered in graffitti. Everywhere. And all of it was about gay liaisons, gay activities, gay diagrams and so on.

    And there, right at the bottom of the door, was my favourite bit of graffitti of all time.

    Someone had written: "Does anyone come here for a tulip like me?"

    After which someone else had written "Why would anyone want a tulip like you?"




    HTH



    My faith in CUK is restored.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by bandit_legs View Post
    do you liek me?
    Do you like films about gladiators?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Once upon a time, when caught short, I was forced to go for a crap in a public loo in a park.

    The cubicle was completely covered in graffitti. Everywhere. And all of it was about gay liaisons, gay activities, gay diagrams and so on.

    And there, right at the bottom of the door, was my favourite bit of graffitti of all time.

    Someone had written: "Does anyone come here for a tulip like me?"

    After which someone else had written "Why would anyone want a tulip like you?"




    HTH

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  • VectraMan
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    Originally posted by bandit_legs View Post
    do you liek me?
    Not really, but to be fair, I haven't spent any time getting to know you.

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  • Andy2
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    No , next

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by bandit_legs View Post
    do you liek me?
    Do you play FarmVille? Would you like to be my neighbor?

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  • bandit_legs
    started a topic does anyone like me?

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